Obama puts on a show at daughter’s party

Barack Obama serenades Malia on July 4th/Polaris.

Obama performs at White House soirée.

Mass Appeal Wire Reports

WASHINGTON — Ain’t no party like a White House Party, right? In what was billed as his final Fourth of July soirée, President Barack Obama took the stage, grabbed a microphone and serenaded his adolescent daughter Malia in celebration of her 18th birthday on Monday. Kendrick Lamar, 29, and Janelle Monáe, 30, had the honor of performing at the star-studded festivity. But it was the Singer-in-Chief who stole the show with an impromptu performance.

“And just because it’s a job of a father to embarrass his daughters, I’ve got one last job,” Obama said at the end of his speech before leading the audience to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to his eldest. “It just so happens that we celebrate our country’s birthday on the same day that we celebrate my oldest daughter’s birthday.”

After watching her father howl for several seconds, Malia compensated him with a celebratory hug. As for the rest of the concert… Kendrick had the audacity to perform “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe” at the White House. Janelle, clearly the classiest of the two, sang a couple of her popular tunes before capping off the show with “Let’s Go Crazy” by legendary artist Prince.

“I want to acknowledge a musical mentor” she said.

“He always tried to change the world, we love you Prince.”

19 comments

  1. So. He’s an even worse singer than he is a president.

  2. Jennifer maxwell

    Love! Love! Love! Malia and my daughter share birthdays… So cool! My baby turned 17, they sure do grow up fast!! Stay blessed… We ? you all

  3. Tara Cherokee Marsh

    I will say Happy Birthday to Malia. I will never say happy birthday, Independence day or freedom day to no one because Black people were still slaves. Independence day has nothing to do with freedom or liberty for Black people. So while ignorant Black folks running around this country waving the American flag and going to barbecues, back then, you were the ones being barbecued. It’s time for you unconscious Black people to wake up from your stupor and stop following every damn European tradition without doing research.

  4. Frances Rodriguez

    this certainly implies based on your view, that you prefer blacks, asians, latinos, muslims not be part of the military force that defends this country or stands for it -[so Collin Powell must be a sellout]…. your rhetoric may also mean I should tell my black, Asian, latino and muslim children not to vote, not to consider themselves americans because they are truly separate and not worthy for they have always been and will always be slaves.

  5. I’m going to miss him!!!! Such a wonderful man, father, husband, and president!!+

  6. Michael Wroblewski

    Blahhhh ,,, just got done puking !!! he was the worst president EVER

  7. The SOCIALIST TYRANT KING sings to his spoiled brat princess while the country crumbles around them. MAY he rot in hell for what he and the democrat party HAVE DONE TO THIS COUNTRY.

  8. Don’t quit your day job Obummer! Wait, I digress, please quit your day job!???

  9. awesome black family, true role models, all you asshole that talk shit don’t have souls

  10. Love you Mr.President Sir.

  11. i luv my president but he cant sing worth shit

  12. President Obama is a murderous monster with fresh blood dripping from his jagged lying fangs. He should be singing to his daughter from behind prison glass. Cruel as that may sound, at least it’s better than Obama’s torture camps. And now that Malia is an adult, there’s no reason to spare her feelings. She should be ashamed of her bloodthirsty father, and the privileged lifestyle his plunder and rape bought her.

  13. Im gonna miss Obama. If Trump takes office we are screwed.

  14. The Obamas let her wear crop top…. Wow.

  15. This country is going to hell and people are gonna blame Obama. Sad. 🙁

  16. she’s 18 put her in the army and ship her off to fight her dad’s war.

  17. So sweet. Wish more dads (and mothers) were that great with their kids.

  18. Obama is the BEST PREZ ever! Haters can eat a dick.

  19. mass appeal considers this news? fuck outta here!

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