Monthly Archives: July 2018

Papa John’s founder forced out following criticism of NFL and use of the N-Word

Papa John’s owner laments language. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOUISVILLE, Ken. — Better pizza. Better ingredients. Poor public relations. This week’s “I Screwed Up a Good Job Award” goes to 56-year-old John Schnatter, founder of Papa John’s Pizza, who was coerced to resign as chairman after using the N-Word during a May conference call with board members and shareholders. John, ...

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is seriously contemplating making presidential run

The Rock thinkin’ about president.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson could become your president in 2020! The muscle-bound thespian, who was recently voted People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man of the Year’ (Blog King finished 2nd), divulged his White House interests while appearing on a recent episode of Jamie Foxx’s Off Script. “I would consider running, yes,” ...

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Conrad Murray: Daddy Joe forced Michael Jackson to take “hormone injections”

Michael Jackson hormone-injected?  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — In a shocking development, convicted doctor Conrad Murray claims Joe Jackson had his son Michael Jackson chemically castrated at 12-years-old to preserve his high-pitched vocals. “Tee Hee!” Joe, of course, can’t defend himself. He recently passed away at age 89. Conrad’s accusation was disclosed in a video obtained by ‘The ...

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President Trump is coming to Kansas City fundraising luncheon for Josh Hawley

President Trump campaignin’ in KC. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Mark your calendars! President Donald Trump is bringing his Republican doctrine to the American Heartland on July 24th to participate in a Kansas City fundraising luncheon for Missouri Attorney General Josh Hawley who’s running for U.S. Senate. If you plan on attending, the GOP soiree ain’t cheap. We’re talking ...

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Claws already ‘renewed’ for season three, proving that crime and cosmetology mix

Claws has become Russian dominated. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Last week, yours truly was a little censorious of the overall direction of “Claws” and its somewhat redundant Russian storyline. But… the show’s creator, Eliot Laurence, must’ve heard me. That’s because Sunday night’s episode was nothing short of stupendous, despite Laurence’s newfound fetish of incorporating music into significant ...

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Blog King’s Crime Report: Armed robbery, homicide headline succession of villainy

Murder & robbery headline reports. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “All rise.. the honorable Blog King is presiding. Sadly, we experienced a plethora of criminal activity over the weekend so we ask that you remain mute as he dissertates the aforementioned villainy. Failure to comply could result in a lengthy detainment behind bars. Any questions? Anybody seeking 3 ...

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