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NEW ORLEANS — Last week, yours truly was a little censorious of the overall direction of “Claws” and its somewhat redundant Russian storyline. But… the show’s creator, Eliot Laurence, must’ve heard me. That’s because Sunday night’s episode was nothing short of stupendous, despite Laurence’s newfound fetish of incorporating music into significant crime scenes — eerily reminiscent of “Glee.” That said… after a 5 week hiatus, the real Dixie Mafia is back, and they’re bad.

As previously mentioned, Uncle Daddy and Co. dispirited many during the season’s first month by succumbing in trepidation as Russia’s bitch. Fast forward to the present and circumstances are remarkably divergent. Firstly, a fed up Dixie Mafia waltzed into a Russian nightlife establishment, pulled out their machine guns, then opened fire on Zlata’s mob clan as she performed on stage.

Yes, Bryce was shot during the subsequent bullet exchange. But who gives a damn? Somebody had to put funny-talking Zlata in her place, right? Secondly, Uncle Daddy had the guts to shoot and kill crooked detective Chip Lauderdale. And thirdly, as the proverbial cherry on top, Desna (Niecy Nash) has initiated plans to extract vengeance on her fiance — Dr. Gregory Ruval — for playing her like a flute.

Desna, if you recall, drew the brunt of last week’s criticism for allowing dude to divert her Dixie Mafia cynosure with a dozen roses followed by a spurious on-beach marriage proposal. Hell, even Stevie Wonder could see Greg was a sham.

To those unfamiliar with the series, here’s what transpired. In the closing sequence of episode 5, a spying Desna caught her soon-to-be husband receiving oral sex from Zlata just seconds after the money laundering hairstylist overheard him boasting about how he hoodwinked her into falling in love.

Rather than cause a scene, a heartbroken Desna snuck out quietly then cried for days. Now she’s ready to inflict payback as evidenced by her biting Greg on the lip before saying, “you don’t know my freaky side.” Man, can’t wait til Sunday. The real “Claws” has finally returned and that’s reason for revelry.

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19 comments

  1. This season just keeps getting better and better

  2. I KNEW RUVAL WAS A SMOOTH CRIMINAL 😎 AND ZLATA I DIDN’T TRUST HER BECAUSE IF SHE CAN POINT BLANK SHOOT HER SISTER IN THE HEAD AND NOT FLINCH 🙄 DESNA SHOULD’VE NEVER TRUSTED ZLATA 😟 DESNA PUT YOUR EMOTIONS ON HOLD !!! PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON 😎 PUT YOUR BACK IN MOTION 😁 AND PUT YOUR PLANS IN ACTION GIRL 🤔🙄 SO YOU CAN GET EVEN WITH THAT LYING TWO TIMING RUVAL AND THAT BACKSTABBING ZLATA 😱😱 GAME ON B’ ISHES🤯🤯

  3. That’s right Desna! Shame on them!😂

  4. omg. this s#!+ is getting good. hurry up Sunday!!!😂 💅💅💅💅

  5. Imma need Desna To go a thin line between love and hate – diary of a mad black woman – misery – fatal attraction on both Zlata and Gregory

  6. I knew Desna would come to her senses but Dang! she’s getting played by her “man” and at work, keep it together Desna

  7. samantha moses

    BEST SHOW EVER YAAAAS

  8. I think Zlata and the doctor have known each other for a long time and have a relationship. I think it was their plan to appear as enemies/ strangers to trick the Dixie Mafia (including Desna). They used Desna to help break down Uncle Daddy’s drug business and work at their functions.
    Desna was getting way too arrogant…she needed that experience to humble herself. How quick she was to turn on her loyalty to her gfs…she was really feeling herself and walking around overly confident. At the end of the day, they are all wrong bc they are contributing to the corruption of their communities.

  9. Yoooo! I knew sexy doctor man was up to something!
    Dean was killing his stripper performance lol. And Bryce 😢

  10. Victoria McAlphine

    I knew the dr was too good to be true. But Desna gonna get her revenge 😎💯 as for Russian lady.. she’s a whore bag lol

  11. Its time for Queen Desna to come in play.Knowledge is power so its a good thing she kept herself unseen.Like Game of Thrones the best way to take the top down is to keep playing your dumb role.😏And that shouldnt be a problem for Des cause she has blind more b4 this because of all this i kinda want this to bring Roller and Des closer but i know it’ll be too soon.Plus that Olga is obsessive over him and once that crazy starts to fall in love with him, she’s gonna be a big problem for Roller cause if they trying to take her mother out, she’s not gonna let that be easy for them cause she be giving me fatal attraction vibez.

  12. Love this series! Give me 100 new seasons! I’ll watch 😎
    Bad thing is they ignored them for the emmys…🤔

  13. THEM BIGOTS PICK THE WRONG ⏲ TO MESS WITH UNCLE DADDY 😁😂 ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS SEEING AND HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH HIS DEAD WIFE 🙄 UNCLE DADDY WENT IN WITH THE WWF SMACKDOWN 😱😱

  14. This show is off the chart good! Don’t mess with Uncle Daddy! WE BACK BITCHES! 😎

  15. Michelle Hardge

    Desna was 2 thirsty this season

  16. When she burnt that wedding dress I was like SHEEEEEE’S BACK! Zlata and Gregory still think she has absolutely no clue 😂

  17. Am I the only dude watching this great show? Welp… fuck

  18. The fire in her eyes was EVERYTHANG! 😍😩🔥

  19. I’m kind of wondering, if the doctor, is playing both sides, because why in the world would he get himself involved with Zlsta , in the first place, I mean unless he is a doctor and a drug dealer to which we saw in the last season, but unless he wants to take out her and Clay I mean Uncle daddy excuse me but I don’t see the benefit of him being with her, I see him playing both sides so he can get rid of Uncle Daddy and her at the same time though I do feel that he does care for desna but who knows who knows this is a crazy season.

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