Stormy Daniels slams President Donald Trump’s lovemaking skills in new book

Stormy slams Trump as lawsuit looms/TMZ.

Stormy laments Trump encounter. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

WASHINGTON — Seems everybody’s transcribing a memoir nowadays and Stormy Daniels is certainly no exception. However, in her new publication titled “Full Disclosure,” the 39-year-old adult film star lambasted President Donald Trump, saying spreading her legs for the adulterous minuteman resulted in “the least impressive sex” she’s ever had. Stormy, in case you didn’t know, is suing the Commander in Chief — claiming they had a dalliance more than a decade ago. “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she wrote.

Still no word on if Trump slapped that voluptuous derrière prior to apogee.

Stormy also said anytime she’d see Trump on television, she’d think: “I had sex with that? Eech!” Then, as the proverbial cherry on top, Stormy admitted Trump promised to put her on his hit reality TV show “The Apprentice” and have the results predetermined so she can win.

According to Stormy, Trump told her “we’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand and we can devise your technique.” Damn, that’s sordid and completely inequitable to other contestants.

Stormy, we’re glad you eschewed the handout.

At least some of us still harbor a little morality.

“He was going to have me cheat,” Stormy wrote.

“And it was 100 percent his idea.”

Do you believe her?

Share your thoughts below.

13 comments

  1. get Little Dickie
    Out an Embarrassing
    inept child in chief

  2. Billthestinker

    This old whore will not be ignored 🍄

  3. Stormys pussy has some serious “MEAT CURTAINS” that can be tied in a knot and we don’t mind

  4. I’m buying the book!!!!!. Love stormy 💜💜💙💙💛💋😍😘😘😘😘!!!!!.

  5. I still believe she has made her money more honestly that the sleazy, racist, misogynist, corrupt trash-bag in the white house. And her command of the English language is definitely better.

  6. Julie Thompson

    I find her to be authentic and intelligent. I will read her book.

  7. The woman has no class, no wonder she’s a whore and I’m sorry if I offended whores who wouldn’t sink as low as this skank.

  8. That’s pure white trash right there, her parents must be soooooo proud!

  9. Wasteland nomad

    Imagine being so hatefully obsessed about the president that you talk about his penis in multiple instances.

  10. Maybe that’s why he is so hateful, it’s all because of his tiny package. 😂😂

  11. Such a whore…BOTH OF THEM

  12. “I spread my legs, and he put it inside me. And I just laid there….the end”, ,, excerpt

  13. Trash writing trash and this is news ???

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