Bert and Ernie are out the closet: they’re officially homosexual according to writer

Bert and Ernie reveal they’re gay after 50 years.

Bert and Ernie officially gay.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

WASHINGTON — After nearly 50 years of speculation, we just learned Bert and Ernie are a pair of homosexuals. That’s not a misprint. The iconic duo has finally come out the closet. Bert and Ernie are officially gay, this according to Sesame Street writer Mark Saltzman who let the cat out the bag during an interview with Queerty — a gay and lesbian news source. “I always felt that without a huge agenda, when I was writing Bert and Ernie, they were (gay),” Saltzman explained.

“I didn’t have any other way to contextualize them.” 

Saltzman said he made Bert and Ernie “a loving couple” as a replica of his own amorous affinity with late film director Arnold Glassman who died of natural causes in 2003. Damn, you know the world’s coming to an denouement when puppets garner a sexual orientation.

What’s next? Miss Piggy’s a tranny?

Must admit, not surprised by the news. Sesame Street was concocted in 1969 on PBS which means Bert and Ernie have been roommates for 49 years, yet never had women over. By definition, that’s gay.

Speaking of women… still no word on who’s the lady in the relationship.

But I’m putting my dinero on Ernie.

That’s because Bert’s the only one with eyebrows.

So, what’s your take?

Should kids still be allowed to watch Sesame Street?

Should the show be restricted to mature audiences?

Share your thoughts below.

17 comments

  1. someone should really put the idiots who want this to happen in their place , it’s a children show for crying out lowed, leave sexulity out of it

  2. striker alexandria

    there’s a special place in hell for those who brainwash our children with this trans gender/gay/zxlybqaabc agenda. you fucks attack every moral organization because you can’t survive on your own. shove your bullshit sick in the head immoral idea’s now on young children who don’t know better. A war is coming! we will wipe your sick twisted idea’s off the face of the earth just like hitler and his sick immoral agenda.

  3. What the hell? Why is this even a debate? leave the damn children shows alone. They are puppets for god sake.

  4. Burt and Ernie was like the odd couple on Sesame Street

  5. 2 guys can’t be friends without everyone wanting them to be gay. The world is perverted.

  6. I think this is messed up my childhood is ruined

  7. I knew something was strange about them two growing up. Bert with that long head…I knew he wasn’t thinking Straight…oO!

  8. Give me a break. Life isn’t all about what sexual preference people or in this case puppets are. LMFAO

  9. I bet ernie got some good pussy

  10. Bert and Ernie are friends – when the lights go off non of our business !!!!

  11. Growing up I thought Bert and Ernie were brothers. But I mean, who cares what they are? They’re puppets in a kid’s show. Representation is important, vital even, and if they aren’t some other characters will be.

  12. If puppets don’t have a sexual orientation then what the hell was the deal with kermit and miss piggy

  13. Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters L, G, B, T, and Q.

  14. BaldingClamydia

    I always thought it was pretty apparent that Bert and Ernie were a thing, even when I was a kid, and I didn’t care then or now.

  15. Kjell Gustavsson

    BERT end ERNIE have gaysex whit same bed.when the sleep together.

  16. Michael Last Name

    Remember the episode where Bert and Ernie had anal sex…… no you didn’t because it’s a kids show.

  17. They’re just friends with benefits.

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