Disgustin’ chick farts inside Dollar General before pullin’ knife on disgruntled shopper

Shanetta Wilson farts then pulls knife on customer.

Lady’s fart draws store-wide ruckus.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

DANIA BEACH — In an acrid development, Shanetta Wilson, 37, was recently thrown behind bars after the malodorous damsel farted inside a Dollar General store then pulled a bayonet on a disgruntled shopper who complained about it. The putrid ordeal went down in Dania Beach, Florida. Shanetta, a black woman, was standing in the checkout line when she suddenly cut one loose. The patron standing next to her started b*tching and complaining, causing Shanetta to pull out a knife to shank his ass.

Hmm… some men find it attractive when a woman passes gas. But, in this case, it’s easy to understand the customer’s vexation. That’s because Shanetta looks terrible. Seriously… if you look up the definition of “crack-ho” in the dictionary, Shanetta’s countenance is firmly embedded.

That’s why I’m confused as to why dude said anything at all.

Even Stevie Wonder can see Shanetta is 2 patties short of a Big Mac. Rather than raise a ruckus, homeboy should’ve covered his nostrils, made the purchase, and got the hell out. Dude is lucky he didn’t get diced. Anyway… amid store-wide panic, police threw Shanetta’s black ass in jail.

She’s charged her with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Moral of the story?

When an unhinged chickenhead poots in public, let her be.

Share your thoughts below.

17 comments

  1. Farting is part of the universal human experience. Fartin knows no borders: every person from every corner of the globe breaks winds,,lol. On a happier note it clears up our digestive tract..😂😂😂

    Don’t be shy but be responsible….lol

  2. i farted while watching this 😂

  3. farting never gets old

  4. a bitch can fart on my face as long as she’s hot

  5. “Ewww… somebody farted”

  6. i’d pipe that black girl @ 1:45 then regret it in the morning. OH WELL

  7. Blog King posts some funny shit

  8. Lady: excuse me?
    Him : no your not in my way
    Lol😭😭😭

  9. Raphael Sommer

    I’m 21 and I still laugh about that shit

  10. that bitch is ugly….u can tell her farts stink

  11. Wesley I'oeuille

    i took a big 💩 after reading this

  12. what the hell is this monster?

  13. I literally almost pissed myself laughing at this! 😂 😂😂I don’t know why I find this stuff so funny but I do. Lol!!

  14. I laughed so hard, i farted twice.

  15. nobody deserves to go to jail for farting

  16. Johnson & Johnson

    The power of farts…💪☠️☠️☠️

  17. #BLACKFARTSMATTER

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