Crazy 27-year-old son sues his parents for giving birth without prenatal ‘permission’

Raphael Samuel files lawsuit against his parents.

Son sues parents over his existence. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

MUMBAI — In a nonsensical development, 27-year-old Raphael Samuel is suing his parents because, get this: they brought him into the world without his permission. Rather than thank mom for 9 months of abdominal shelter and sustenance, the ungrateful bastard hired a lawyer. Raphael, an Indian man from Mumbai, said he didn’t ask to be born. He’s also convinced life is so full of melancholy, we should cease procreation. “I was a normal kid,” Raphael told reporters.

“One day I was very frustrated and I didn’t want to go to school. But my parents kept asking me to go. So I asked them: ‘Why did you have me?’ And my dad had no answer. I think if he’d been able to answer, maybe I wouldn’t have thought this way.”

Now, in Raphael’s defense, his folks could’ve provided some form of loquacity; even if it’s a lie.

Just say, “because we love you” or “you’re special.”

Hell, anything would’ve been better than dead silence.

Even though the litigation process is underway, Raphael doesn’t like his chances of winning. After all, it’s an unprecedented case and both of his parents are lawyers. To Raphael, it’s all about the principal. “I know it’s going to be thrown out because no judge would hear it,” Raphael deadpanned.

“But I do want to file a case because I want to make a point.”

Realizing her son is cuckoo, Raphael’s mother posted a retort on Facebook.

“I’m Raphael’s mother and this is my response to the recent upheaval my son has created:”

“1) I must admire my son’s temerity to want to take his parents to court knowing both of us are lawyers.”

“2) If Raphael could come up with a rational explanation as to how we could have sought his consent to be born, I will accept my fault.”

What’s your take?

Do you agree with Raphael?

Is he nuts?

Should we sue our parents?

Should we, as a society, stop certain people from havin’ kids?

Share your thoughts below.

11 comments

  1. somebody forgot to take his medication this morning

  2. woman: carries child inside her for 9 months
    child: 20 years later mom fuck you for raising me instead of throwing me on the streets to be an orphan and possibly die, dad fuck you for the exact same thing
    parents: but son we love you
    child: you cant love me, take care of me and give birth to me without consent im suing you

  3. It’s not the parents fault, they tried to abort you, but failed

  4. Something Something

    You do realize that if you didn’t give consent and never wanted to be born you owe them for all the money they spent raising you

  5. I wonder if this guy will have children

  6. He’s a moron.

  7. blessed one love all

    I wish you never get your own kid without his consent 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  8. I think he should be granted a judgement against his parents. He’s absolutely right. Settlement being the cost of a painless chemically induced assisted suicide. Or .. if parents can’t afford it, there’s always crowd-funding ?

  9. 1957 : There will be flying cars in 2019
    2019 : Sue your parents for not asking permission to be born🤦🏿‍♂️ damn.. how far this world has come

  10. Shouldn’t he sue God for his problem?If God had never created human beings, he wouldn’t had to sue his parents.🤔

  11. He’s the Donald Trump of India

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