Fast Food Crimes: An Elderly dude ‘fights’ Ghetto chick, lady busted at McDonald’s

John Chapman and Chequita Jenkins fight over crab legs.

Old man & black chick duke it out

Blog King, Mass Appeal

HUNTSVILLE — How’s this for a crabby mood? John Chapman and Chequita Jenkins were both thrown in jail last Friday for, get this: fighting over crab legs. The seafood bout of fisticuffs transpired at the Meteor Buffet in Huntsville, Alabama. That’s where John (an elderly white man) and Chequita (a truculent black chick) waited 20 minutes for a fresh batch of crab legs. When they finally came out, John and Chequita acted like a pair of ravenous Ethiopians.

“They’d been waiting there for crab legs for a good 10, 20 minutes,” said Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson who was dining at the bistro when the donnybrook took place. “There’s a woman who’s beating a man. People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere.”

Chequita beat the hell out of poor John who suffered a laceration on his bald scalp. Both were arrested. Chequita faces one count of third-degree assault. John is charged with disorderly conduct.

Unfortunately, Chequita’s kids witnessed the melee.

That said… if you ever decide to patronize the southern buffet, the cost is $10.58 per plate.

Just remember to bring brass knuckles and a first aid kit.

Ana Luisa Guity-Baltazar flipped out.

ANGRY WOMAN ARRESTED AT MCDONALD’S OVER APPLE PIE: “Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, I’m Loving It!” It’s been a rough week for McDonald’s. First, Jasmine Burress got stabbed in the head after quarreling over a spot in the drive-thru line. Now we’ve learned 32-year-old Ana Luisa Guity-Baltazar was thrown in jail over a damn apple pie. Here’s what went down: Ana pulled into McDonald’s drive-thru at 4112 Highway 278 in Covington, Georgia — seeking an apple pie. So far, so good. After being told it would take 5 minutes to prepare, Ana became pissed. When the female cashier requested payment, Ana insisted she receive a complimentary dessert due to an extended wait. When management rebuffed her behest, Ana went off.

Covington police officer Justin Stott said the 32-year-old damsel exited her black Nissan and started “screaming and using profanity at the employee, aggressively walking toward her, punching her fist into her hand.” Ana told the cashier “if I pay for a fuckin’ pie that means I get my money back!” 

Ana was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. She was also issued a reprimand for trespassing. To add insult to finance… instead of paying $1.06 for a fresh apple pie, Ana is now responsible for satisfying a police citation of $837.00 plus court costs.

It’s considered the most expensive apple pie in McDonald’s history.

In Ana’s defense, yours truly stopped going to McDonald’s because they do have an annoying habit of making you wait. For instance, I’d pull into drive-thru and order a meal. Next, I’ll proceed to the first window and pay. Then I’ll reach the final window only to hear “we’re sorry, your fries aren’t ready, it’ll be another 3 to 4 minutes, can you please pull over?” 

I’m like “why didn’t you say that shit before I paid my money?”

Isn’t it supposed to be fast food?

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26 comments

  1. The bitch’s name is Chequita……. need I say more?

  2. In moments like these, and even with road rage perpetrators, I acquiesce to their demands to live another day. I’ll just let them meet their match some future day, which if they keep it up will in all eventuality will come to past. I’ll see them on the evening or morning news, as those are the times of the day I watch the news, and say to myself: “self, didn’t that same person you are seeing now threaten to fight or shoot you while waiting in line to get something to eat, or while you were driving the speed limit in a residential district, and that person (because of impatience) starting yelling a screaming obscene language at you because he or she felt you were driving too slow?” Needless to say is that that person is now expired, or that that person just got arrested for homicide. People, please think before acting irrational and live to see another day folk!

  3. Just for a legs of crab they behave like a child in front of their children

  4. Why are we not surprised by the aggressor ?

  5. BC THE AGGEESSOR IS REPEATING WHAT WAS LEARNED BY THE DEGENERATE CENTRIES AGO! U TAKE THE NEANDERTHALS OUT OF THE CAVE BUT U THE RECEPTIVE GENE STILL REMAINS EONS LATER

  6. Truths Stranger

    Fighting at a buffet over food, of all things! 🤣😂

  7. Ha ha black lady… NO surprise there

  8. These are your black queens ladies and gentlemen

  9. Imagine that…A black woman acting like an animal. I think they seek out situations so they can behave like this.

  10. Wolfgang Breitenseher

    If she wants something, she will kill for it. Things women would do. And she’s black. She demands extra privilege.

  11. That’s one expensive apple pie.

  12. Rakvalen Sypher

    i just heard about this and im laughing my ass off

  13. I WANT MY APPLE PIE!
    I WANT MY APPLE PIE!
    I WANT MY APPLE PIE!
    NAH, I AIN’T GONNA WAIT JUST GIMME MY $1.06 APPLE PIE! I WANT APPLE PIE SO BAD, I’LL EVEN PAY $800 & AN EXTRA $80 FOR TOWING. JUST GIMME MY APPLE PIE!!!

    (Five mins later) I’M AT THE POLICE STATION AND I STILL DON’T HAVE MY APPLE PIE!

  14. Charlie n Charge

    the things niggas will do for crab legs

  15. I was a waitress at a buffet at a casino once. I can totally see this happening. Those people DID NOT play when it came to crab night. It was a nightmare.

  16. $10.58 a plate ?!?!?!?! I see why they tussling aint nobody tryna come back for seconds, get all you can while you can on a sidenote this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  17. Overweight Lover

    mcdonald’s apple pie is worth fightin for

  18. I got to go to McDonald’s and buy me an apple pie 🌋

  19. Lotta racism up in here

  20. Let go my crabO😂😂😂🤣🦀

  21. Chequita is an assistant manager at Burger King…….HIDE THE WHOPPERS…..

  22. Women are getting crazed by the minute!

  23. why do people continue to go to mcdonalds? they serve processed meat and that clogs your arteries

  24. Finally, a legitimate reason to fight. Bout time!!!

  25. But nobody notice the white guy was charged with “disorderly conduct” and the black lady “third degree assault”……same crime different charges….?

  26. The old white guy has a split on his skull. I see nothing wrong with the woman.

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