Avengers: Endgame solid, not great

Avengers: Endgame rock solid/Marvel Studios

Avengers: Endgame lengthy & worth it.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

ATLANTA — “So take me away, I don’t mind. But you promise me, I’ll be back in time.” Gonna save everybody some time with this brazen précis: Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, and filmed in Atlanta, Marvel’s “Avengers: Endgame” is merely a superhero production mimeographed from Robert Zemeckis’ 1985 film “Back to the Future.” That’s the review in a nutshell. However… even though many of us have become jaded of time traveling stratagems, Endgame dispenses enough cinematic orgasms to keep moviegoers enraptured for 3 hours.

The sequel picks up where “Avengers: Infinity War” concludes.

The earth is in ruins, everyone’s practically dead, and intergalactic sociopath Thanos (Josh Brolin) is busy pleasuring himself on a remote planet. To compound matters, the Avengers are an assemblage of melancholic parts; mainly because they’ve internalized guilt for getting their asses kicked by Thanos.

Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) is now a morose family man. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is a corpulent slob. And the Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) has somehow morphed into a Shrek-like polymath. If you’re expecting to descry prolonged appearances from Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) and/or Captain Marvel (Brie Larson), a crestfallen outcome is in your future.

Both have diminutive roles towards the film’s cessation.

Speaking of cessation, there’s a big surprise following the ending credits and you’re not gonna like it. As a matter of fact, it’s downright insouciant. In summary, Endgame is a rock solid conception anchored by nonpareil special effects. But sister films Black Panther, Thor: Ragnarok, and Captain America: Civil War are significantly better; especially when it comes to diegesis and screenplay.

The good news? The infinity stones are recovered.

The bad news? A pair of your favorite heroes won’t survive.

Again, the flick is long and it’s boring in spots.

So you’d be sagacious to urinate prior to entry.

Blog King’s Rating: 4 out of 5 popcorn bags

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56 comments

  1. A horrifically bad and predictable movie. A lot worse than Infinity Stones. RT 95% fresh is rigged and pathetic joke designed to sucker us into seeing this movie which can not rise above mediocrity. My only consolation is I didn’t waste the cost of a movie ticket to see this thing and the death of Robert Downey Jr’s annoying Tony Stark character at the end. Priceless!

  2. I just watched Endgame tonight and it was epic

  3. Get Brie Larson out of there. Honestly shes the most boring actress i’ve ever seen

  4. Worst avengers movie ever

  5. I honestly really wonder why they didn’t have Captain Marvel use the
    infinity gauntlet instead of Tony? Like.. they play her up to be the
    most powerful avenger, who also just had the gauntlet in her hands at
    one point. I guess they were to busy making an “all female cast battle
    scene because wamen is power” Bull shit. It’s sad to know Tony’s death
    could have been prevented.

  6. Reasons why End game sucked:
    1. A Rat was the real savior
    2. They killed Iron man to make the movie seem important
    3. When did Iron man create a second infinity gauntlet on his suit
    4. How did captain America know he was worthy enough to summon the hammer
    5. Why didn’t Tony stark create time travel sooner

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