Avengers: Endgame solid, not great

Avengers: Endgame rock solid/Marvel Studios

Avengers: Endgame lengthy & worth it.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

ATLANTA — “So take me away, I don’t mind. But you promise me, I’ll be back in time.” Gonna save everybody some time with this brazen précis: Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, and filmed in Atlanta, Marvel’s “Avengers: Endgame” is merely a superhero production mimeographed from Robert Zemeckis’ 1985 film “Back to the Future.” That’s the review in a nutshell. However… even though many of us have become jaded of time traveling stratagems, Endgame dispenses enough cinematic orgasms to keep moviegoers enraptured for 3 hours.

The sequel picks up where “Avengers: Infinity War” concludes.

The earth is in ruins, everyone’s practically dead, and intergalactic sociopath Thanos (Josh Brolin) is busy pleasuring himself on a remote planet. To compound matters, the Avengers are an assemblage of melancholic parts; mainly because they’ve internalized guilt for getting their asses kicked by Thanos.

Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) is now a morose family man. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is a corpulent slob. And the Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) has somehow morphed into a Shrek-like polymath. If you’re expecting to descry prolonged appearances from Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) and/or Captain Marvel (Brie Larson), a crestfallen outcome is in your future.

Both have diminutive roles towards the film’s cessation.

Speaking of cessation, there’s a big surprise following the ending credits and you’re not gonna like it. As a matter of fact, it’s downright insouciant. In summary, Endgame is a rock solid conception anchored by nonpareil special effects. But sister films Black Panther, Thor: Ragnarok, and Captain America: Civil War are significantly better; especially when it comes to diegesis and screenplay.

The good news? The infinity stones are recovered.

The bad news? A pair of your favorite heroes won’t survive.

Again, the flick is long and it’s boring in spots.

So you’d be sagacious to urinate prior to entry.

Blog King’s Rating: 4 out of 5 popcorn bags

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56 comments

  1. 100%%💞💞

  2. Now is this end of avengers ?

  3. pity.. captain marvel useless.. i really hope that she change place with iron man..

  4. None of this would of happened If thanoses mom Stabbed him when he was born…

  5. 👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌
    No words to describe this movie

  6. Lonesome Wanderer

    This film was a complete disaster.

  7. Puss in Jordans

    Iron Man did a switcheroo on Thanos HEHE

  8. I didn’t liked the fact that the main Thanos died too early

  9. rip black widow

  10. Some people will watch Endgame one time in their lifetime

    But Not Us…Not Us

  11. Tony Stark dies.

  12. I need to pee. But I dont care. 3 hours until endgame.

  13. Minecraft toast

    Iron man and natasha dies and iron man uses the gauntlet to stop thanos:)

  14. Thor lost family
    His people
    His brother
    And everything else
    And still

    He smiles Love you Thor the best avenger

  15. ARVINDHXPUBG 1

    Worst ending

  16. It was not as good as it should be.

  17. This has been the best action movie I have ever watched. Superb!

  18. Iron Man :- 🤔🤔🤔
    Dr Strange :- ☝️☝️
    Audience :-😭😭😭😭😭

  19. Scarlett Witch: You took everyone I loved

    Thanos: I don’t even know who you are

  20. Most Boring Movie i’ve ever seen, Lol i fall asleep multiple times 😪

  21. Who else is disappointed of thor in Avengers Endgame

  22. I watched it yesterday and it crushed my heart. It felt like my childhood was over 😭😢

  23. Bubby unnie Cuties

    Iron man omg 😮

  24. Joy, Emotions and finally an ending.
    This is the movie for which the whole world waited. We won’t get an another movie like this for sure.
    Love, Emotions, Friendship , goosebumps and fight scenes are perfectly scripted.
    One main theme is ‘Sacrifice’ yes it’s needed in our real life too but we can’t or won’t bear it.

  25. Iron man died. 👌🙁

  26. I saw the movie yesterday and it was gooood

    Rocket for life

  27. I am seeing it for the third time today…

  28. Anti climax… infinity wars was so much better even Hulk has gone boring in this film… Was hoping for big mad Hulk Vs thanos instead it was little not doing much Hulk :.( . Still a good film but over hyped as usual and slightly odd in the end…
    Spoiler alert:

    Was expecting some crazy long epic clever fight or some really clever plot end but no… Iron Man grabs the stones and clicks his fingers :0 wtf?! That was the big ending fight… Couldn’t just of done that before? Mega anti climax 🙁 especially after the amazing fight Ironman Vs thanos in infinity wars amongst many other cool fights and cool story lines …only a pale Shadow of those in this one 🙁 … I.e. what about the fact that getting everyone back may actually cause more problems and more suffering and thanos may actually be right in a weird way :0 !

  29. Absolutely stunning movie. So many twists and a masterful plot!

  30. Iron Man’s death made me cry in the movie theater 😭

  31. I watched this movie today and I want to say It was my best experience. The movie is awesome.

  32. Cynthia Denniston

    Just went today to see the movie with my family .It was brilliant we laughed we cried and we all thought is was the most awesome film ever made

  33. Scratch N Kicks

    Last nights Game of Thrones episode was better than the Avengers movie

  34. Christopher Nava

    I watched the movie it was amazing. ❤💚💜💛💙

  35. All right it’s just a damn movie can we just move on already with life 🤪😝

  36. I didn’t like it. I thought they gonna come up with something better but they come up with time heist. Time machine really. We have seen this before with so many movies. Fight was awesome though.

  37. Ok these movies are all the same. Bad guy does bad stuff. Good guy wants to save world. They win. It’s way too over hyped and I don’t understand what is so entertaining

  38. R.I.P
    Natasha Romanoff
    Tony Stark
    And Thanks For
    Steve Rogers

  39. The Avengers: Iron man tried to sacrifice his life to save world 🌏
    Avengers endgame: Iron man sacrificed his life to save world…..

  40. XxJohnnyXx 239

    Iron man dies
    Black widow dies
    Thanos dies twice😝

  41. UserInterface00

    I did my part to contribute and seen the movie at least 4 times already, all in IMAX.

  42. gosh……..i can save
    $13.69……..by reading the comments……..and waiting for this to be on HBO.

  43. avengers endgame is one of the most boring movies ever! don’t waste your time watching it.

  44. anybody who says “this is a good movie” is a fuckin lie

    the movie is long and boring….. fell asleep twice

  45. Most boring movie I’ve seen in my life! ENDGAME SUCKS ASS FOR 3 HOURS!

  46. Endgame felt like a lord of the rings movie; it was like a journey. Infinity War more felt like a traditional action movie.

  47. Michael Newell

    Yeah I’m crying all right. Such a shity movie can make so much Goddamn money ? I don’t even want to see it because all I do is hear about it. Let’s face it it’s a crappy f**** stupid movie. I don’t give a f*** if it made 20 billion dollars it’s a crappy shity stupid f**** movie. I wouldn’t watch it if it gave me head. !

  48. Endgame sucked ass.

  49. I like the movie but it’s severely overrated.

  50. YEAH THE MOVIE WAS TRASH SO HAD TO MAKE IT END WITH A BANG SO EVERYONE WOULD FORGET HOW SHITTY IT WAS THE BANG MEANING IRON MANS DEATH SO PEOPLE WOULD TALK ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF HOW MUCH OF TRASH IT REALLY WAS

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