Horny couple jailed after having sexual intercourse on ferris wheel around kids

Michael Mathisen and Lauren Wilder busted for public sex.

Couple busted for ferris wheel sex.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CINCINNATI — Carnival love? Michael Mathisen, 30, and Lauren Wilder, 31, became inhabitants of the Hamilton County Jail after they had sexual intercourse on a ferris wheel — in front of an audience of shell-shocked adults and children. The X-rated ordeal transpired opening day, March 28th, on the 150-foot SkyStar Wheel in Cincinnati, Ohio. Michael, who was pissy drunk, positioned himself between Lauren’s thighs and commenced to knockin’ boots in a concupiscent manner. He waxed that ass. They didn’t give a damn who watched.

“The couple made eye contact and continued doing what they were doing,” said Tony Schneider, SkyStar’s managing partner. “They weren’t thinking correctly.” Word on the street claims many spectators descried the pornographic rendezvous while masticating popcorn.

After receiving a 911 call from perturbed staff members, police caught the libidinous couple in the act around 6 p.m. They were clammy, inebriated and their seat was sopping with jism. Michael was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

Lauren was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.

The couple appeared in court May 9th and received a continuance.

The SkyStar Wheel — located in downtown Cincinnati — is considered the largest portable observation wheel in the United States which is ironic because everybody observed the lewd encounter.

The SkyStar, which runs for 12 minutes, contains 36 enclosed gondolas that accommodates six passengers each. More than 100,000 customers have taken a ride (no pun intended) since it opened in September. Still no word on if management replaced the semen-filled seat.

What’s my take?

I’m certainly in no position to judge. As a high school senior, I banged my girlfriend at the Drive-in with the windows down. I didn’t want to do it. But she fondled my mini Mandingo and the rest is history.

Anyway, do Michael and Lauren deserve jail time?

Do you often fantasize about f*cking in public?

Share your thoughts below.

30 comments

  1. You can tell by the mugshot, who got their nut off first before the police chimed in…😂🤦‍♀️

  2. Sofia Hernandez

    Uhhh okay

  3. GET A ROOM!

  4. Idiots.

  5. Jeanie Theresa

    Sexy

  6. Like get a room or pay a hotel room… now just think: Was it worth it?

  7. Let's follow Jesus

    Um that’s what a hotel is for.

  8. Could have just pulled their pants down slightly and….

  9. So sex is illegal?

  10. a nigga should be allowed to fuck a bitch anywhere anytime

  11. This is why you shouldn’t re-enact scenes from porn. Lmfao!!

  12. I didn’t know that is wrong😹😽

  13. probably didnt use a condom

  14. danieloufergs 231

    Hold on…that ferries wheel is a 12 minute ride?! 😱🤢

  15. So disgusting

  16. nasty fuckers

  17. Oh please like we all haven’t had sex somewhere that we shouldn’t before. If you say you haven’t I don’t believe you.

  18. Crystal myth

  19. The Farmers girl

    Idiots…there is a place for that, its called the bedroom.

  20. Princess Bubblegum

    Hope that guy used a…..
    conDOM

  21. Didn’t tana mongeau do this 😂

  22. Tana Mongeau: “I got CAUGHT having sex on a Ferris Wheel!”

    Michael and Lauren: “Hold my beer.”

  23. The Great SteveO

    Lmao this is so hilarious

  24. I can smell the STD from here

  25. Let it be, they love each other.

  26. Theres kids you freaking stupid people

  27. rabah belatoui

    Ooooooo what the fuck

  28. Shaggy Overseer

    İf u did that in another country,I dont know what will happen

  29. Wish I could have sex!!

  30. Mohamed Akhdim

    Get a roooooom

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