Nasty man busted for masturbating while walking to Arby’s to grab a beef sandwich

David Hefner busted for public masturbation.

Nebraska man jerked his beef.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

LINCOLN, Neb — “At Arby’s, we have the meats!” David Hefner, 38, was thrown in the slammer earlier this week for masturbating in public while walking to Arby’s. The lewd ordeal went down in Lincoln, Nebraska. According to police reports, David (no relation to Hugh Hefner) was strolling down the street around 8 p.m. when he suddenly pulled out his “meat” and commenced to jerking. Eye witnesses said David bespattered jism all over the f*cking place as he climaxed loudly in relief, disturbing neighbors.

Dogs and cats reportedly howled in the background. Must’ve been a helluva nut. Fortunately, police were able to bust his lascivious ass before he could purchase an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. David is charged with one count of public indecency. He’s also banned from touching meat of any kind.

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25 comments

  1. Shame on this dude he is disgusting creepy bastard

  2. When a person exposes himself he – she shows people what God made. Devils get agitated arresting whoever through people to give guilt. Clothing pacifies a devil. The dog and grass are nude. We live in a nude universe.

  3. “Shame be upon him!”

  4. SICK PERVERT.

  5. Fuck that man

  6. DAMN DUDES ARE THIS SICK THESE DAYS. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT

  7. Disgusting

  8. sick motherfucker

  9. What a jerk off!

  10. Castration by law. I would have beaten him to a pulp.

  11. Joe The Simple

    Shame on that perv! 🍻😂🍺

  12. wine in a box daddy

    I’d make them walk barefoot on hot charcoal or asphalt.

  13. that man is really gross

  14. What a creep 🤮

  15. just another reason not to shake somebodys hand

  16. Is this a prank?

  17. Nicole Mitchell

    WHAT A SICK PERVERT!

  18. @artie whitedox nigga what?!? LMAO, you either know this dude or you’ve done this before?!?

  19. It’s always the creepy looking ones

  20. RussiaNukesAmerica3

    This is normal ‘ white ‘ male behavior, the guy’s probably wondering why anyone would have a problem with this

  21. my dick is bigger than his

  22. I wonder if he had a porn mag on him

  23. Sailor PokeMoon2

    Gross!

  24. when i masturbate i have to be alone, in private

  25. damn nigga do that shit at home

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