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A-Rod and J Lo facing litigation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Diamond in the back, sunroof top…” Former New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez and actress Jennifer Lopez are facing litigation after their chauffeur allegedly ran over paparazzo Liyanage Perera in an SUV. The alleged hit and run transpired last October in a tenebrous alleyway in Los Angeles. Perera, ...

Boogie Cousins facing charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — It’s been a bad year for NBA power forward DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins. First, the former Golden State Warrior had to rehabilitate a ruptured achilles tendon that cost him millions of dollars in earning potential. Then the 29-year-old tore his ACL. Now he’s slapped with criminal charges after he told his ...

Judge Mathis is facing litigation. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Here’s a classic example of say it, don’t spray it: Judge Mathis is headed to court. Except this time he’ll be sedentary on the opposite side of the bench. That’s because the 59-year-old barrister is accused of expectorating into the countenance of a lowly restaurant valet. The alleged saliva ...

Janelle Monae ruffles feathers.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI –Uh-oh! Somebody’s in hot water (or hot grease). Kansas City native Janelle Monáe ruffled some feathers (pun intended) on Sunday when she lambasted remiss Negroes for allowing Popeyes Chicken to take precedence over exercising the right to vote. As part of its poultry war with Chick-fil-A, the greasy fast food chain ...

Paul Mooney is accused of rape. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — During a recent chat with Comedy Hype, Rashon Kahn dropped a homosexual bombshell when he accused 78-year-old comic Paul Mooney of molesting Richard Pryor’s son (Richard Jr.) when he was a teenager. To compound matters, Mooney almost got smoked. Kahn said Pryor became so incensed, he offered ...

Denver inmate delivers a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENVER — Law enforcement officials in Denver, Colorado are facing litigation after inmate Diana Sanchez gave birth to a bouncy baby boy while suffering all alone in her cell because jailhouse employees refused to help her. The maternal ordeal transpired around 10:43 a.m. on July 31st and it was captured on ...

Mateen Cleaves’ video surfaces.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT – Last week, former NBA player Mateen Cleaves eluded up to 15 years of incarceration after he was acquitted of 4 counts of rape. But surveillance footage may indicate otherwise. A newly released video shows Cleaves grappling a young white woman twice against her will at a cheap Knights Inn motel ...

Mom & daughter stole ‘crab legs.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal MEMPHIS — Popeyes chicken sandwiches ain’t the only entrée in demand. A mother and daughter in the dirty south were thrown in the slammer after purloining $200 worth of succulent crab legs. The seafood larceny transpired a couple of days ago at SuperLoFoods in Memphis, Tennessee. According to police reports, ...

Eddie Murphy is ‘Dolemite 2019.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — “Way down in the jungle deep. The badass lion stepped on the signifying monkey’s feet…” Despite fathering a tribe of ten children, Eddie Murphy remains ridiculously spry in Hollywood. The 58-year-old humorist is in the process of filming a sequel to the 1988 African-based comedy “Coming to America” which ...

Andrew Luck abandons Colts.  Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS — After spending the past few years rehabilitating one excruciating ailment after another, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck is calling it quits. The 29-year-old signal caller blindsided everybody Saturday night when he announced his retirement during the Colts’ preseason matchup with the Chicago Bears. The natives are understandably pissed. As security ...