Serial pooper finally ‘busted,’ she was apprehended taking a dump in public

Andrea Grocer busted for public defecation/Photo: Natick Police Dept

Serial pooper is finally “busted.” 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

NATICK — It took awhile. But the serial pooper has finally been apprehended. Andrea Grocer had her nasty ass thrown in jail on Wednesday after she repeatedly took a dump on other people’s property. The dookie spree transpired in Natick, Massachusetts. Andrea’s first turd was found in a parking lot in early December. She defecated a mind-boggling eight times before finally getting caught. During a sting operation, a police officer descried Andrea taking a sh*t near the Natick Outdoor Store around 7 a.m.

The 51-year-old pooper opened the door of her 2018 Lincoln SUV, pulled down her panties, and let it loose on the pavement. The cop approached the vehicle and placed her under arrest.

“At first, [workers] thought it was an animal but then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not have access to,” said police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi. Well, at least she wiped her ass. While interrogated, a lachrymose Andrea told investigators she suffers from an irritable bowel syndrome.

But they didn’t buy it.

Andrea is being charged with destruction of property.

“I’m so happy they arrested her,” said store owner Henry Kanner. “I have no idea who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting than coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”

Andrea didn’t wash her hands so I hope they sterilized the handcuffs.

Do you find public defecation sexy?

Would you take Andrea home to mother?

Share your thoughts.

44 comments

  1. Her name is fitting!!

  2. Why am I not surprised she’s White??

  3. Heathen The Heretic

    Last name Grocer and she does some gross shit. Go figure🤷😒

  4. Grosser is with the shit!1😂

  5. Spider-Man and his amazing friends!

    She look like real life Peggy Bundy

  6. There goes that white privileged “I’m the victim” face. Fuckers.

  7. This bih nasty I’m so f-ing disgusted!!!🤢🤮

  8. NASTY DOG‼️

  9. flipmode00 squad

    She had to much hot pepper that why she had to go lol

  10. Yuck!!!! That’s Grosser!!!!!!!!

    Judging from her mug shot i can see her doing that. Yep, sure can. What a nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty……….uh…….nasty woman. stank!!!!………Funk!!!!!………Stank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. She do porn?

  12. She look like her duke hurt.

  13. Brando Tillman

    Dang, that’s crazy. The only time I took dumps outside is when I was in the Army and we were out in the field.

  14. Caine Corleone

    Year of the 69 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  15. She’s trying to get a pepto bismol endorsement

  16. What a mental reject. Her poor kids and family are humiliated for life.

  17. Alphonso Washington

    She look like she bout to shit in the mugshot 😂😂😂

  18. Positive mood Always

    I’d rather lose a friend than keep it in. 💩

  19. Sidney Yannick

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂what’s her last name ?? Grosser?you can’t make this shit up 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  20. Lololol releasing a sewer snake 💩 🐍. But for real guess where I’m at as I type this message…

  21. Billionaire Michael Brown

    Scat porn No -public–poop-

  22. She looks like she smells like pee inrionicly.

  23. Clifton Jackson

    She kept driving around with skid marks 9 times

  24. Dominican Girl!

    She’s disgusting!

  25. She’s not washing her ass lmfaoo 😂😂😂

  26. This was a shitty story. lol (thumbs up anyway)

  27. Andrea GROSSer, no name puns? Really?

  28. Skyler Dean Sings

    Lol, title alone made me curious enough to click

  29. The Heavenly Wanderer

    Serial pooper 😀 Holy tree im so dead!

  30. Stocktube Holmes

    I have a feeling this is turning a lot of men on.

  31. Accidents happen, especially with age but to purposely mess in public tell me that there is something wrong with her.

  32. Chester Cheetah

    I can smell her booty through my screen

  33. How do you take a shit & then pull up your pants without wiping? Smmfh…

  34. OH, SHIT! (sorry)

  35. DID SHE EVEN CLEAN HER ARSE?🙉🙈🙊

  36. Matthew Perrin

    When you really think about it, she’s obviously not well because she’s risking her freedom to poop outside like an animal. It’s wrong to make fun of her because your basically making fun of a person that’s not mentally right and that’s not right. it’s always funny until it’s not.

  37. What The HELL She Don’t Have A Bath Room 🤬😳 NASTY ASS Who Dose This SHIT😂🤣😅

  38. She look like she’s sh*tying now!

  39. “DOO DOOOOO”

  40. Guess..what..race..it..is???🤣🤣🤣

  41. Elric Godslayer

    Women crying when they get in trouble with the law always automatically causes me to have zero sympathy for them. I find it to be pathetic, childish, and transparently manipulative

  42. Plan accordingly ~ crap at home!

  43. Nasty bih ol shitty panties wearing ass

  44. Just Shitty! 😂

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