Coronavirus Poem – Samuel L. Jackson to Americans: Y’all “Stay the F*ck at Home”

Jackson wrote coronavirus bedtime story/TooFab.com

Sammy creates COVID-19 story. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

HOLLYWOOD — At last count, the United States ranked dead last worldwide in coronavirus convalescence and many believe the dereliction has something to do with social distancing (or a lack thereof). In an effort to ameliorate the COVID-19 malady, Samuel L. Jackson wrote a bedtime story titled “Stay the F*ck at Home” and he read it during a video chinwag via Jimmy Kimmel Live. Because of the “Stay-At-Home” order, the show aired from the living room of Kimmel’s residence.

“Stay the f*ck at home,” Sam read as the piano played softly in the background. “Corona is spreading, this sh*t is no joke. It’s no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends, stay the f*ck at home. Now, technically, I’m not a doctor. But motherf*ckers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam F*cking Jackson, imploring you: keep your ass at home. If you want things to get back to normal, don’t panic. Just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face and stay the f*ck at home.”

Sam’s bedtime story has drawn millions of hits.

Do you agree with him?

Should more people stay the f*ck at home?

Watch Sam spit some verses.

Share your thoughts.

45 comments

  1. “Stay the F🤬 at home
    – I hate Corona, give me some blue moon so I can stay the F🤬 at home.🍻

  2. what a legend 🤩👏🏻

  3. Tha chocolate god

    That poem was absolutely beautiful. Brought tears to mine own eyes. Sam Jackson truly has a way with words.

  4. Sterling Crockett

    Nobody can make gratuitous cussing more fun than the great Samuel L. Jackson!

  5. Use to like Jimmy but lately seems being an a$$

  6. Giampiero Calabrese

    mom: please go take the trash out.
    me: ok mom!!!
    Samuel L. Jackson: Yells STAY THE F*CK HOMEEEEEE!!!

  7. The piano accompaniment is a winner!!!!

  8. I need that book. 😂😂😂

  9. ‘Stay the f**k at home!’
    I’d like to see one of these A listers trade in their mansion and live in isolation for a month in a terraced house with three kids under five years old, the self employed father is waiting for wage compensation from the government which will probably never materialize and the mother is trying to pay the rent, bills and food shopping on her part time cleaner’s wage.
    Sam, no offence but why don’t you self isolate off.

  10. CandieLand's Sweet Adventures

    I’m dying how Sam has his own movie posters in the background!!! I always wondered if celebrities did that. confirmed. 😂😂😂

  11. That s**t made me f**king cry y’all.

  12. I want the text of this f*cking poem!

  13. Daddy can u tell me a good night story

    Dad: yes. This is a special book called Samuel l Jackson
    Stay the f at HOME

  14. LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣

  15. Harley Likes Magic

    Rich people telling working class folk to “stay the F home”…

    Ladies and gentlemen, the bills still arrive regardless of a virus.

    Be smart, but dont shirk responsibilities based on what an irrelevant person in a $20,000,000 mansion says. Feed your kids.

  16. When the day comes that we have a documentary done about this pandemic, I want SLJ to narrate it, not Morgan Freeman.

  17. You all have to listen to him read “Go the F*ck to sleep”
    10/10 childrens book…. For adults

  18. I’m not gonna lie, he should be the only person in the world who should be allowed to say “fuck”. Nobody says it better than him.

  19. that was motherfucking beautiful

  20. Александар Цупара

    When he says: “Madafaka” it feels so right. Like he invented that mdfkng word!

  21. SLJ is the mf G!

  22. Cant celebs mind their own business? Never???

  23. sammy j is my kinda nigga

  24. Help me understand this. A guy who makes a living making movies and has no medical experience ( other than acting ) is going to give advise on what Im am to do just because he is a famous actor???

  25. Wojciech Jerzy Stepniowski

    Sounds convincing as hell to me!

  26. Alexis Williams

    Whatever the great Samuel L tells me to do, I do that shit (and I never swear usually)

  27. I’m offended by such language in a story aimed at children even though the little fuckers are more vulnerable than me.

  28. danniale flowers

    He has a way with words. When he speaks I listen. I am not leaving this house. 🤣

  29. Sam L, still giving better advice than Trump!

  30. Samuel L Jackson, legend. Nuff said!

  31. such a nice book. Now available for your dumbass children so they can read them to the parents since roles have reversed.

  32. Stayin home now!! Thanks unky Sam!!!!

  33. Mackenzy Miller

    Samuel L. Jackson for “Reading Rainbow 18+” please.

  34. I wish he was my grandpa😂

  35. Let’s have a round of applause 👏 to those hard working people who don’t have the luxury of staying at home, who are doing their job to keep America running.
    The working class men and women along with health care workers and doctors who face this crisis daily.
    🇺🇸 ☝️

  36. Says Samuel l jackson, from his indoor cinema. Paid actors

  37. Daniel Aracena

    This is fuckin educational stuff … Sam you fuckin did it again!!!

  38. Im staying the F### at home 👍

  39. Kratoscallofduty

    I just heard about this. I’m almost crying from laughing so hard!

  40. This should be used as a public health and safety video.

  41. Wtf! Who made this book?

  42. Josephine Cherry

    Anyone else like being lectured to by a pampered, arrogant, clueless, excessively wealthy and largely pointless celebrity?! This multi millionaire with a huge house and sprawling land telling minimum wage earning, tiny home and garden less dwelling renting (or owning with mortgage) commoners what to do in a patronising foul mouthed ego stroking video?!! Get stuffed you out of touch hack!

  43. Cynthia Anderson

    That is the funniest shit ever. I have an uncle JUST LIKE THAT. Y’all motherfuckers ain’t goin’ NOWHERE 😸

  44. Karl Fernandez-Cao

    This is golden! I love him so much.

  45. Connor Caldwell

    I want to, Sam! But I’m essential personnel at a damn 24hr animal hospital!

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