Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Andy Cohen and Colton Underwood have contracted coronavirus, both appear fine

Andy and Colton have COVID-19.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Homosexual talk show host Andy Cohen joins the coterie of celebs who’ve contracted the coronavirus. The Bravo honcho logged into his Instagram account on Friday and announced he’s tested positive for COVID-19 and he’ll remain in self-quarantine to eschew permeating the malady. Andy, 51, said he felt like ...

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COVID-19 Video: Rapper Cardi B vents “frustration” over being quarantined

Cardi B rips coronavirus.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “My girl wants to party all the time…” After spending the past several days under quarantine as a precaution of contracting the novel coronavirus, Cardi B finally blew a gasket. Perhaps enervated from cabin fever, the 27-year-old rapper has grown sick and tired of solitary confinement. COVID-19 be damned, Cardi ...

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Blog King Commentary: Will coronavirus instigate a Depression & the Antichrist?

COVID-19 makin’ everything ‘sick.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Look, there’s no point in sugarcoating the obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in trouble. We’re in deep trouble; mainly because too many nations have flipped the bird at our global economy amid trepidation of the novel coronavirus that’s probably no more pernicious than influenza (the flu) or AIDS. Thanks to ...

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Coronavirus Video: Actor Idris Elba tested ‘positive’ for COVID-19, but wife is okay

Idris contracted ‘COVID-19’ bug.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Idris Elba has contracted the coronavirus. The 47-year-old thespian said he tested positive for COVID-19 on Monday via Twitter. “This morning I tested positive for Covid 19,” Idris wrote. “I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure ...

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Pimp Assault Video: Hooker beaten for withholding sex over nasty coronavirus

Atlanta procurer assaults hooker.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Hey, dirty, baby I got your money…” Law enforcement officials are investigating after a negro souteneur beat the sh*t out of his Caucasian prostitute after she eschewed copulation with clients amid trepidation of contracting the deadly coronavirus. The Ike & Tina ordeal transpired inside a gas station convenience store in ...

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Sam I Am is now “The Banker”

The Banker really ‘racist,’ but good.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD – Are you black and can’t get a loan? If so, you can probably relate to George Nolfi’s recently released drama “The Banker.” Despite garnering a middling score of 68 percent on Rotten Tomatoes’ renowned Tomatometer, the bodacious film still gets a thumbs up for a trio of crackerjack ...

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NCAA cancels “March Madness” amid heightened concerns over coronavirus

March Madness is cancelled in 2020. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS — With 6/1 odds, the top-ranked Kansas Jayhawks are the betting favorite to win the national title. But it won’t happen. That’s because, on Thursday, the NCAA cancelled all of its winter and spring championships (including the men’s basketball tournament) amid heightened concerns over the coronavirus pandemic. The unprecedented ...

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NBA suspends season after Utah’s Gobert “tested positive” for deadly coronavirus

Coronavirus sparks league suspension. Blog King, Mass Appeal OKLAHOMA CITY — The NBA suspended its season “until further notice” after Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert tested positive for the coronavirus. The announcement came just moments after league officials postponed Wednesday’s contest between the Utah Jazz and Oklahoma City Thunder. Gobert’s teammate, Donovan Mitchell, has also contracted the malady. “This is ...

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NFL legend Michael Strahan says ex-wife “abusive,” seeking custody of twin girls

Michael Strahan seeking custody.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan is already entangled in an embittered child support battle with his second ex-wife, Jean Muggli Strahan. Now we can add custodial rights to the docket. The former NFL star filed court docs the other day seeking primary custody of their twin 15-year-old daughters, Sophia ...

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