Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

NFL Honors: Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes named league MVP in Atlanta

Mahomes is MVP, KC future bright.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — After weeks of speculation, it’s now official. Decked out in a crepuscular designer suit and frothy shoes, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes stole the national spotlight on Saturday and received a trophy for his endeavors. The studly 23-year-old was named the NFL’s ‘Most Valuable Player’ by the Associated ...

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Trump backers assault Jussie?

Trump supporters attacked Smollett? Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Law enforcement officials in Chicago are searching for a pair of masked Donald Trump supporters who allegedly attacked Empire star Jussie Smollett early Tuesday morning. Jussie plays Jamal, the homosexual son of murderous patriarch Lucious Lyon. Jussie, 35, told police the bandits yelled out a plethora of “racial and homophobic ...

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R. Kelly is cleared of sexual assault in controversial Faith Rodgers rape case

R. Kelly overcame rape claim again. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Prior to being jettisoned by Sony Music, embattled R&B singer R. Kelly concocted a new album. Now he needs a distributor. But nobody’s interested. Sony, if you recall, voided Kelly’s contract after Lifetime television released “Surviving R. Kelly,” a 6-part docuseries that features a myriad of sexual assault ...

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Blog King’s Court: Chiefs player is jailed, Psychotic gunmen go on a killing spree

Chiefs player jailed, Gunmen go Rambo. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “All rise… the honorable Blog King is presiding. Sadly, we’ve experienced a plethora of criminal activity within the recent past. So, we ask that you remain mute as he dissertates the aforementioned villainy. Failure to comply could result in a lengthy detainment behind bars. Any questions? Anybody ...

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66 Code violations figure to doom Kelly, illegally built saunas & liquor bars found

Police raid Kelly’s studio in Chicago. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a woman’s fed up…” A few days ago, Chicago police raided R. Kelly’s recording studio after receiving a distress call claiming he held two chicks captive. Officers didn’t find any detained damsels but they noticed a mind-boggling 66 code violations specific to illegally constructed saunas and liquor ...

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Male nurse is arrested and jailed after impregnating debilitated female patient

Male nurse rapes comatose woman. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — In a vituperative development, Nathan Sutherland — a 36-year-old male nurse — is putrefying behind bars after the caitiff bastard impregnated an incapacitated patient at the Hacienda HealthCare facility in Phoenix, Arizona. Nate, who’s Haitian, was arrested and thrown into the Maricopa County jail on Wednesday. According to reports, Nate ...

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