Business & Education

‘Fresh Prince’ alum Alfonso Ribeiro denied copyrights of hip-swinging ‘Carlton Dance’

Alfonso Ribeiro loses his dance.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — It’s official. The Carlton Dance doesn’t belong to Carlton. That’s because, earlier this week, a registration specialist for the U.S. Copyright Office denied Alfonso Ribeiro’s bid to put the hip-swinging gyration on lock, saying it’s nothing more than a “simple dance routine.” That means the finger-snapping maneuver can be ...

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Crazy 27-year-old son sues his parents for giving birth without prenatal ‘permission’

Son sues parents over his existence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MUMBAI — In a nonsensical development, 27-year-old Raphael Samuel is suing his parents because, get this: they brought him into the world without his permission. Rather than thank mom for 9 months of abdominal shelter and sustenance, the ungrateful bastard hired a lawyer. Raphael, an Indian man from Mumbai, said ...

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State of the Union: President Trump says unemployment & food stamp rates down

Trump gloated at State of the Union. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Since his inauguration, President Donald Trump has helped colored people and women flourish economically. That communiqué was articulated repeatedly during Tuesday’s “State of the Union” address. “African-American, Hispanic-American, and Asian-American unemployment have reached their lowest levels ever recorded,” Trump gloated. “Wages are rising at the fastest pace ...

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Trump backers assault Jussie?

Trump supporters attacked Smollett? Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Law enforcement officials in Chicago are searching for a pair of masked Donald Trump supporters who allegedly attacked Empire star Jussie Smollett early Tuesday morning. Jussie plays Jamal, the homosexual son of murderous patriarch Lucious Lyon. Jussie, 35, told police the bandits yelled out a plethora of “racial and homophobic ...

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66 Code violations figure to doom Kelly, illegally built saunas & liquor bars found

Police raid Kelly’s studio in Chicago. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a woman’s fed up…” A few days ago, Chicago police raided R. Kelly’s recording studio after receiving a distress call claiming he held two chicks captive. Officers didn’t find any detained damsels but they noticed a mind-boggling 66 code violations specific to illegally constructed saunas and liquor ...

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Ex-President George W. Bush goes cheap, delivers pizza to Secret Service detail

President Bush delivered pizza. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — First, President Donald Trump treated Clemson’s football players to a buffet of McDonald’s hamburgers to celebrate their national championship. Now we’ve learned former President George W. Bush delivered pizza to Secret Service detail as parsimonious consolation for not getting paid. Sh*t, everybody knows Republicans are flagrantly conservative. But, damn. Processed ...

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Mr. Trump goes cheap, orders McDonald’s hamburgers, fries for the Clemson Tigers

Trump goes cheap, orders McDonald’s. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Everybody knows Republicans are flagrantly conservative. But, damn. Processed meat? On Monday, the national champion Clemson Tigers visited the White House to celebrate their football title. Instead of remunerating a chef or hiring a 5-star bistro cater a nice, gourmet meal, President Trump served players and coaches McDonald’s hamburgers. Images ...

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