Tag Archives: Arrest

Mother & daughter thrown behind bars following pilferage of “fresh” crab legs

Mom & daughter stole ‘crab legs.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal MEMPHIS — Popeyes chicken sandwiches ain’t the only entrée in demand. A mother and daughter in the dirty south were thrown in the slammer after purloining $200 worth of succulent crab legs. The seafood larceny transpired a couple of days ago at SuperLoFoods in Memphis, Tennessee. According to police reports, ...

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Ex-NFL lineman Mario Williams arrested following a dispute with his baby mama

Mario Williams thrown in jail.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Former NFL lineman Mario Williams was busted for trespassing on Tuesday following the ingress of his baby mama’s residence without approbation. The infraction transpired at an apartment community in Houston, Texas. According to police reports, Mario showed up unannounced at the chick’s domicile and she refused to let him ...

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Embattled actress Heather Locklear is sentenced following “attack” on police

Heather Locklear receives sentence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — After pleading “no contest” to an octet of maniacal misdemeanors, Heather Locklear will serve time. But it won’t be in jail. Instead, the “Melrose Place” actress was sentenced to 30 days in a residential mental health facility where she’ll be monitored and evaluated daily. In the event she screws up, ...

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Crazy girlfriend arrested and jailed after squeezin’ boyfriend’s balls ’til they bled

Crazy girlfriend squeezes balls. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIAN HARBOUR — Here’s a BALL-sy, nutcracker tale that gives new meaning to the term “blue balls.” Katie Lee Pitchford was thrown behind bars last week for squeezing her boyfriend’s cojones so hard, they actually bled. The sanguinary ordeal went down June 4th at Indian Harbour Beach on Florida’s Space Coast. According ...

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Sheriff deputy coerced a dumb mother to “perform oral sex” on her 1-year-old son

Deputy made mom rape her baby boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal IBERVILLE PARISH — President Trump, can we please bring back public hangings? What about community lapidation? Shadrick Jones, a 33-year-old deputy with the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office, is putrefying behind bars after the voyeuristic bastard coerced 26-year-old Iyehesa Todd to perform oral sex on her one-year-old son. And, get ...

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