Tag Archives: Coronavirus

Coronavirus Poem – Samuel L. Jackson to Americans: Y’all “Stay the F*ck at Home”

Sammy creates COVID-19 story.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — At last count, the United States ranked dead last worldwide in coronavirus convalescence and many believe the dereliction has something to do with social distancing (or a lack thereof). In an effort to ameliorate the COVID-19 malady, Samuel L. Jackson wrote a bedtime story titled “Stay the F*ck at Home” ...

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Thanks to coronavirus, Tekashi 6ix9ine is ‘granted’ early release from penitentiary

Tekashi 6ix9ine given ‘manumit.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic, Tekashi 6ix9ine is a free man (sort of). The 23-year-old snitch (real name Daniel Hernandez) was granted manumission from Queens Detention Facility on Thursday amid trepidation of contracting the deadly disease. U.S. District Judge Paul A. Engelmayer approved the indenture put in place by ...

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Oprah Winfrey contributes $10 million to coronavirus fund to help feed the hungry

Oprah donates to coronavirus relief.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Say what you want about Oprah. But, when it comes to charitable benefactions, her efforts are nonpareil. Known for her riveting broadcasts and deep pockets, the 66-year-old television honcho cut a check for $10 million on Thursday to aid coronavirus relief endeavors. The mazuma will be earmarked as follows: ...

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Ava Louise licks an airplane toilet during ‘coronavirus challenge,’ Dr. Phil is pissed

TikTok vixen Ava threatens Dr. Phil. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Aspiring singer Ava Louise is catching hell from all gradients after she threatened to expectorate on Dr. Phil during a nationally-televised chinwag that aired Thursday afternoon. Ava, if you recall, is the supercilious damsel who licked an airplane toilet seat as an impolitic stunt of the “coronavirus ...

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Scarface, lead rapper of the “Geto Boys,” diagnosed with the incurable coronavirus

Scarface said he’s COVID-19 positive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — My lungs playin’ tricks on me? Scarface, lead lyricist of the 90s rap group “The Geto Boys,” joins the list of celebs who’ve tested positive for the novel coronavirus. The 49-year-old rapper (whose real name is Brad Jordan) disclosed his malady on Thursday during a livestream elucidation with fellow ...

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Cardi B believes celebrities paid to share coronavirus test results to cause a panic

Cardi B addresses conspiracy theory.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B believes celebrities and athletes are being remunerated to say they’ve tested positive for coronavirus to rouse societal trepidation, and she’s not alone. The conspiracy theory has gone mad viral (no pun intended) as the COVID-19 pandemic gathers steam. The 27-year-old rapper voiced her fulmination via Instagram Live. ...

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Bill Cosby seeking ‘early release’ from penitentiary amid fear of ‘coronavirus’

Bill Cosby seeks “prison release.” Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILLY — Bill Cosby is seeking an early release from prison amid consternation of the coronavirus. Right now, he’s virus-free. But the 82-year-old rapist fears his life would end if he somehow contracted COVID-19. “Mr. Cosby’s lawyers are now considering filing a motion asking the court to release Mr. Cosby from ...

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Saints coach Sean Payton is cleared of ‘coronavirus’ following self-quarantine

Sean Payton is COVID-19 free.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Sean Payton, head coach of the New Orleans Saints, has been medically cleared of coronavirus and he’s “feeling a lot better” after keepin’ his ass home via self-quarantine. The 56-year-old gridiron honcho tested positive for COVID-19 last week following an esoteric bout with respiratory prodromes. Payton, a Super ...

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Kevin & Eniko expectin’ Baby #2 despite coronavirus pandemic, said they’re done

Kevin and Eniko expecting baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Social distancing be damned, Kevin Hart and his wife — Eniko — are expecting their second child together. The concupiscent lovebirds disseminated the maternal communiqué on Tuesday via Instagram with a photo of Eniko’s baby bump with the caption: “baby #2.” As tensions rise, it’s nice to see ...

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Naked Bath Video: Madonna upsets fans, claiming coronavirus is ‘great equalizer’

Madonna slammed following remarks.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LISBON, Portugal — Pop songstress Madonna is in hot water (literally) with fans after she posted a controversial video from her bathtub, claiming coronavirus is “the great equalizer” when it comes to humanity and its infectious impact on the world. The 61-year-old “Material Girl,” who’s dating 25-year-old Ahlamalik Williams, said it doesn’t ...

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