A-Rod and J Lo facing litigation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Diamond in the back, sunroof top…” Former New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez and actress Jennifer Lopez are facing litigation after their chauffeur allegedly ran over paparazzo Liyanage Perera in an SUV. The alleged hit and run transpired last October in a tenebrous alleyway in Los Angeles. Perera, ...

Denver inmate delivers a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENVER — Law enforcement officials in Denver, Colorado are facing litigation after inmate Diana Sanchez gave birth to a bouncy baby boy while suffering all alone in her cell because jailhouse employees refused to help her. The maternal ordeal transpired around 10:43 a.m. on July 31st and it was captured on ...

American Airlines pisses off doctor.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “Won’t you back that azz up!” Tisha Rowe — a sexy doctor from Houston, Texas — is seeking litigation against American Airlines after two black flight attendants told her to cover her big curvy ass or get off the plane. Their derrière behest transpired on June 30th as Tisha ...

Spinderella sues Salt-N-Pepa duo. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — “Push it good!” After nearly 35 years of working together, Spinderella is ‘pushin’ a trademark infringement lawsuit against longtime groupmates Salt-N-Pepa for skulduggery and breach of contract. The 47-year-old DJ believes she was swindled out of millions of dollars in purloined royalties and withheld performance wages. According to court docs, ...

Chris Brown hit with big lawsuit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “These hoes ain’t loyal.” R&B icons Chris Brown and R. Kelly have at least one thing in common: they don’t pay child support. Nia Guzman — the mother of Chris’ 5-year-old daughter, Royalty — is suing the 30-year-old vocalist for more than $250,000 in back child support. ...

Chaka Khan faces manager’s lawsuit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Tell me something good.” That’s what Chaka Khan told her lawyer after learning she was being sued by former manager Olasumbo Kuti who’s seeking thousands of dollars for management services rendered.  The lawsuit also alleges the funk legend owes Kuti a 5 percent share of certain businesses. Now Kuti ...

Black man is suing Buffalo Wild Wings. Blog King, Mass Appeal OVERLAND PARK — A 55-year-old black man has filed a federal lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings in Overland Park, Kansas — claiming managers repeatedly uttered racist remarks while allowing white employees to snub African-American customers for one reason: “Blacks don’t give good tips.” The restaurant is located in the ...

Kevin Garnett facing divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — The old adage goes “it’s cheaper to keep her” and Kevin Garnett is finding that out the hard way. After 15 years of holy matrimony, the NBA icon is going through an expensive divorce and, according to court docs, his estranged wife — Brandi Garnett — is requesting $146,000 per ...

Alfonso Ribeiro loses his dance.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — It’s official. The Carlton Dance doesn’t belong to Carlton. That’s because, earlier this week, a registration specialist for the U.S. Copyright Office denied Alfonso Ribeiro’s bid to put the hip-swinging gyration on lock, saying it’s nothing more than a “simple dance routine.” That means the finger-snapping maneuver can be ...

Son sues parents over his existence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MUMBAI — In a nonsensical development, 27-year-old Raphael Samuel is suing his parents because, get this: they brought him into the world without his permission. Rather than thank mom for 9 months of abdominal shelter and sustenance, the ungrateful bastard hired a lawyer. Raphael, an Indian man from Mumbai, said ...