Tag Archives: Marriage

Jealous husband pulls a “Lorena Bobbitt,” utilizes scissors to sever neighbor’s penis

Husband severs neighbor’s penis.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GAINESVILLE — Alex Bonilla, 49, is busy putrefying behind bars after he allegedly cut off his neighbor’s penis because he had sex with his wife. The Lorena Bobbitt ordeal went down Sunday in Gilchrist County, Florida. According to police reports, Alex infiltrated the paramour’s residence and tied him up at gunpoint. After ...

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Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant & Vanessa welcome their fourth daughter

Kobe welcomes fourth daughter.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lakers great Kobe Bryant may be retired on the basketball court, but he’s still working overtime in the bedroom. That’s because his wife Vanessa gave birth to daughter No. 4 on Thursday and the little crumb snatcher inherited her daddy’s moniker. “So thankful for our newest baby blessing,” Vanessa, ...

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Lesbian actress Ellen Page & wife Emma disseminated topless pic for ‘Gay Pride’

Ellen Page still lesbian & proud.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — It’s ‘Gay Pride Month’ in the United States and there’s rainbows everywhere. Speaking of rainbows… Lesbian actress Ellen Page is catching hell on social media after sharing a topless picture of herself with wife Emma Portner on Instagram. The pornographic dissemination was effectuated Sunday afternoon in honor of ...

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‘Black Eyed Peas’ star Fergie is seeking divorcement after 10 years of marriage

Fergie heading towards divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PASADENA — Fergie’s “humps” and “lovely little lumps” apparently ain’t enough to keep a man. That’s because, after 10 years of holy matrimony, the 44-year-old singer is headed towards living single. Fergie filed divorce papers Friday afternoon in Pasadena, California citing irreconcilable differences. But the Black Eyed Peas alum has been sundered ...

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Jessica Alba says filming love scenes are “disgusting,” forcing use of Tequila shots

Jessica Alba hates kinky love scenes. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Jessica Alba, 38, has starred in many libidinous roles during the course of her lengthy acting career. Now that she’s married with children, she finds romance portrayals “disgusting most of the time.” Can’t blame her. Even though thespians pretend to f*ck, they’re still fondling foreign dermis and ...

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Alyssa Milano is clamoring a “sex strike” claiming anti-abortion laws are unfair

Alyssa Milano has anti-abortion beef.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Charmed” actress Alyssa Milano has a solution to the Republican abortion problem: Ladies must eschew giving up the derrière. The 46-year-old activist is calling for a “sex strike” until anti-abortion laws are repealed in the dirty south. In case you didn’t know, Georgia and a quintet of other states ...

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Tennis star Sloane Stephens and soccer sensation Jozy Altidore getting married

Sloane & Jozy gettin’ hitched.  Blog King, Mass Appeal TORONTO — Wedding bells are ringing! Sloane Stephens and Jozy Altidore are getting hitched. The Toronto FC soccer sensation popped the question to Sloane who replied with a resounding “yes.” The lovey-dovey sports couple disseminated news of their engagement via Instagram on Monday which includes post-proposal snapshots of Sloane’s shiny new ...

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