Tag Archives: Pandemic

Tracy Morgan has lost his mind

Tracy Morgan elucidates sex.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — “Let’s talk about sex, baby!” Tracy Morgan and his wife, Megan Wollover, have espoused a somewhat sanguine approach towards the “Stay-At-Home” order. Rather than wallow in angst over the novel coronavirus, the amorous lovebirds are engaging in bouts of feral copulation and, get this: it involves role-play. Tracy disclosed ...

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Ava Louise licks an airplane toilet during ‘coronavirus challenge,’ Dr. Phil is pissed

TikTok vixen Ava threatens Dr. Phil. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Aspiring singer Ava Louise is catching hell from all gradients after she threatened to expectorate on Dr. Phil during a nationally-televised chinwag that aired Thursday afternoon. Ava, if you recall, is the supercilious damsel who licked an airplane toilet seat as an impolitic stunt of the “coronavirus ...

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NCAA cancels “March Madness” amid heightened concerns over coronavirus

March Madness is cancelled in 2020. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS — With 6/1 odds, the top-ranked Kansas Jayhawks are the betting favorite to win the national title. But it won’t happen. That’s because, on Thursday, the NCAA cancelled all of its winter and spring championships (including the men’s basketball tournament) amid heightened concerns over the coronavirus pandemic. The unprecedented ...

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NBA suspends season after Utah’s Gobert “tested positive” for deadly coronavirus

Coronavirus sparks league suspension. Blog King, Mass Appeal OKLAHOMA CITY — The NBA suspended its season “until further notice” after Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert tested positive for the coronavirus. The announcement came just moments after league officials postponed Wednesday’s contest between the Utah Jazz and Oklahoma City Thunder. Gobert’s teammate, Donovan Mitchell, has also contracted the malady. “This is ...

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Saturday Night Live spoofs coronavirus “pandemic” with hilarious soap opera

Saturday Night Live spoofs Coronavirus.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — The cast of “Saturday Night Live” poked a little fun at the coronavirus outbreak over the weekend with a “Sands of Modesto” soap opera that goes way overboard with precautions. Actors Daniel Craig and Kate McKinnon are farcical in maintaining a “social distance” to eschew contracting COVID-19 which ...

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