DeSean Jackson infuriates Jews.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — Wide receiver DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles is submerged in boiling hot water after he posted a screenshot of a publication that features a quote attributed to Adolf Hitler that claims Jews intend to “extort” and “blackmail” America as a strategem for “world domination.” DeSean disseminated the excerpt from ...

Jimmy John’s deli terminates four.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WOODSTOCK — Hostility in the dirty south continues as a quartet of teen employees at Jimmy John’s were fired for crafting a noose made of bread dough. The heartless ordeal transpired on July 4th at the delicatessen in Woodstock, Georgia. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows a ...

Black Panthers seeking change. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — The “Black Panthers” are back and they’re hunting white supremacists. Donning their signature Stygian raiments and pragmatic scowl, the heavily armed militia marched through Stone Mountain Park near Atlanta on Independence Day clamoring reparations and the obliteration of the gigantic Confederate rock effigy that’s widely regarded as being a monolith ...

White woman brandishes gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Chipotle’s burritos are so damn good, they make you wanna slap your momma! But they ain’t worth dying for. Law enforcement officials in Orion Township, Michigan are investigating after Jillian Wuestenberg — a gravid white woman — pulled a gun on a black mother and her 15-year-old daughter. The disturbing ...

St. Louis couple brandish firearms. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS — Law enforcement officials in St. Louis are investigating after Mark McCloskey, 63, and his wife Patricia McCloskey, 61, pointed guns at peaceful protesters as they marched towards Mayor Lyda Krewson’s residence to demand her resignation. The gun-toting incident transpired Sunday night around 7:30 p.m. in front of the ...

Hispanic gunman ‘shoots’ protester.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOUISVILLE — Law enforcement officials in Louisville, Kentucky are investigating after homeless gunman Steven Lopez, 23, opened fire on demonstrators — killing one — during a peaceful “Black Lives Matter” protest for Breonna Taylor. The sanguinary ordeal transpired Saturday night at Jefferson Square Park. It was also captured on video. Cell phone ...

Mike Henry quits ‘Family Guy’ role. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — First, Aunt Jemima. Now this: “Family Guy” actor Mike Henry, the white man who does the voice-over for negro neighbor Cleveland Brown, has stepped down from the role amid racial tensity instigated by the graphic demise of George Floyd — the black man asphyxiated to death by ...

Hawk Newsome gave ultimatum. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Hawk Newsome, president of the New York chapter of “Black Lives Matter,” said if America “doesn’t give us what we want, we will burn down this system!” Hawk issued the ultimatum during a chinwag with Martha MacCallum on Wednesday’s edition of “The Story.” He also gave an update on ...

Chadwick Boseman rushed to hospital. Blog King, Mass Appeal SANTA MONICA — Looks like Wakanda could use a few fast food restaurants because somebody’s in dire need of weight gain. In case you didn’t know, Chadwick Boseman was recently fired from “Black Panther” and the tensity has apparently imposed a worrisome detriment to his avoirdupois. The 42-year-old actor was expedited ...

White woman facing charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE — Law enforcement officials in San Jose, California are investigating after Nancy Norland — a white woman — deliberately coughed on a 1-year-old boy following contretemps with the child’s Hispanic mother over social distancing. The heinous crime transpired at a Yogurtland on June 12th. It was also captured on video. ...