Tag Archives: Samuel L. Jackson

‘Sam I Am’ no longer the champ

Jonah Hill new profanity king.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Samuel L. Jackson is no longer the mothaf*ckin’ King of Profanity. That’s because Jonah Hill confiscated his crown on Wednesday, becoming the most expletive-using actor in cinematic history. Jonah disseminated the zany news via Instagram with a screenshot of an article with the headline “Jonah Hill Passes Samuel ...

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Coronavirus Poem – Samuel L. Jackson to Americans: Y’all “Stay the F*ck at Home”

Sammy creates COVID-19 story.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — At last count, the United States ranked dead last worldwide in coronavirus convalescence and many believe the dereliction has something to do with social distancing (or a lack thereof). In an effort to ameliorate the COVID-19 malady, Samuel L. Jackson wrote a bedtime story titled “Stay the F*ck at Home” ...

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Sam I Am is now “The Banker”

The Banker really ‘racist,’ but good.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD – Are you black and can’t get a loan? If so, you can probably relate to George Nolfi’s recently released drama “The Banker.” Despite garnering a middling score of 68 percent on Rotten Tomatoes’ renowned Tomatometer, the bodacious film still gets a thumbs up for a trio of crackerjack ...

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Samuel L. Jackson explains N-Word

Jackson & Foxx defend Tarantino. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Quentin Tarantino has long been excoriated for his hackneyed use of the word “n*gger” in his scripts. His slavery drama “Django Unchained” features approximately 110 uses of the racial slur. “The Hateful Eight” has its fair share of N-words too. In Tarantino’s new documentary “QT8: The First Eight,” Samuel ...

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Captain Marvel worst of the bunch?

Captain Marvel needs pizzazz. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Got a chance to descry “Captain Marvel” and, despite her diminutive embonpoint and lack of personality, the blonde beauty has immense potential. To be candid, Captain Marvel, portrayed by Brie Larson, is a little humdrum when compared to other characters in Marvel Comics. Think about it. Chris Hemsworth remains a ...

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Drop the Mic: T-Pain vs Lonzo

T-Pain and Lonzo took the gloves off.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Autotune specialist T-Pain and Los Angeles Lakers guard Lonzo Ball went blow for blow the other night on Turner Network’s Drop The Mic — a TNT talent competition hosted by Method Man and Hailey Bieber. Lonzo began the conveyance of disparages by trashing T-Pain’s appearance — saying ...

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Samuel L. Jackson shares crack tales

Samuel L. Jackson smoked crack alot. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Veteran thespian Samuel L. Jackson smoked crack in the 80s and 90s which is hardly a bombshell because, when you look at his eyes, you can tell he hit the pipe. Jackson, 70, finally opened up about his crack addiction in a recent Q&A with the Hollywood ...

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Blog King’s Review: “Incredibles 2” is an animated masterpiece, worth the wait

Incredibles 2 is addictive & fun Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — As anticipated, Disney-Pixar’s “Incredibles 2” is simply incredible and you’d be doing your child(ren) an inexcusable disservice by missing out. Written and directed by Brad Bird, “Incredibles 2” picks up where the first film left off roughly 14 years ago. After his family circumvents a giant power drill, ...

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Miley Cyrus still struggling to cope with Donald Trump’s presidential victory

Miley now accepts Trump’s presidency. Mass Appeal Wire Reports LOS ANGELES — When Donald Trump shocked everybody last Tuesday with his presidential victory over Hillary Clinton, pop songstress Miley Cyrus was so distraught she threatened to leave the country. She wasn’t the only celebrity to contemplate relocation. Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Schumer, Samuel L. Jackson and several others also vowed to ...

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