Deputy urinates into kid’s mouth. Blog King, Mass Appeal PENSACOLA, Fla. — R. Kelly with a badge? Jerome Zaid, an award-winning sheriff’s deputy in Florida, was thrown behind bars after the sick pillock urinated in a 5-year-old girl’s mouth on multiple occasions. The heinous crimes took place in Escambia County, Florida. The alleged molestation lasted from October 2017 through July ...

Kevin Spacey dodges bullet.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NANTUCKET — Former “House of Cards” actor Kevin Spacey dodged a bullet Wednesday afternoon when his felony sexual assault case was jettisoned “due to the unavailability of the complaining witness.” The 59-year-old homosexual was accused of getting an 18-year-old drunk before fondling his phallus in 2016. The alleged groping took place at ...

R. Kelly hit with huge indictment.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a jury’s fed up…” While walking his dog around 7 p.m. Thursday night, embattled singer R. Kelly was arrested again — this time on child pornography and other federal charges. The 52-year-old pedophile was taken into custody after a federal grand jury issued a 13-count indictment that ...

Bill Cosby kickin’ prison knowledge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Let’s give Bill Cosby credit for using his leisure time wisely. To some, he’s still America’s dad. According to TMZ, the 81-year-old rapist has spent the past three months teaching inmates the significance of good parenting and concocting percipient choices. In ...

Protesters seeking ‘big time’ changes. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY, Kan — No justice, no peace? A coterie of demonstrators in Wyandotte County took it to the streets Wednesday afternoon in what they’re calling a “March for Justice” in downtown Kansas City, Kansas — claiming there’s been “decades of misconduct” by the KCK Police Department. “This will only begin ...

R. Kelly facing multiple charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — R. Kelly probably wishes he was “Trapped in the Closet.” That’s because the embattled vocalist, who’s already facing 10 counts of aggravated sexual abuse, received eleven new charges on Thursday. That’s 21 felonies total. Damn. Cook County State Attorney Kim Foxx slapped the 52-year-old lyricist with 5 counts of ...

Cardi B tweeted parental dispatch. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Maleah Davis and Nariah Brown are the latest bairns to fall victim to mom’s bloodthirsty boyfriends, which kindled this public service announcement from Cardi B: ‘Stop leaving your kids with ya boyfriends! PERIOD.’ Maleah (age 4) and Nariah (age 1) were both recently raped and murdered by the significant ...

Alabama pedophile rapes a 5-year-old. Blog King, Mass Appeal MONTGOMERY — Steven Sarandon Barnes is busy putrefying behind bars after he allegedly raped a 5-year-old girl, causing multiple injuries that required surgical amelioration. The heinous ordeal transpired Friday afternoon in Montgomery, Alabama. Barnes was arrested shortly after the child was admitted into Prattville Baptist Hospital. The 28-year-old pedophile even simpered ...

Conor McGregor retiring… again?  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — After profiting from a maniacal career of knocking people’s teeth out, Irish fighter Conor McGregor (21-4) is calling it quits…. again. The 30-year-old UFC star announced his retirement via Twitter on Monday, just five months after getting his ass kicked by Khabib Nurmagomedov during a title bout in Las ...

Rapper Tech 9 found deceased. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — Philly emcee Tech 9 has migrated to that great, big nightclub on the other side. Amid much hearsay and scuttlebutt, the “Microwave Stopper” reportedly committed suicide early Monday morning. He was 33. ‘Queen Of The Ring’ owner Debo confirmed the perturbing news with the following tweet: “Unfortunately, this is ...