Tag Archives: Social Distancing

Spit Video: White woman coughed on an “Hispanic” infant to piss-off the mother

White woman facing charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE — Law enforcement officials in San Jose, California are investigating after Nancy Norland — a white woman — deliberately coughed on a 1-year-old boy following contretemps with the child’s Hispanic mother over social distancing. The heinous crime transpired at a Yogurtland on June 12th. It was also captured on video. ...

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Marlon Wayans prefers pink toes?

Marlon scores a Ménage à trois. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “What a beautiful chocolate man!” Social distancing be damned, Marlon Wayans — lead actor in the 2004 action comedy “White Chicks” — was spotted picking up a pair of prepossessing chicks over the weekend and who can blame him? After all, Marlon — a father of two ...

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Samuel L. Jackson no longer the profanity champion, Jonah Hill claims cussin’ title

Jonah Hill new profanity king.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Samuel L. Jackson is no longer the mothaf*ckin’ King of Profanity. That’s because Jonah Hill confiscated his crown on Wednesday, becoming the most expletive-using actor in cinematic history. Jonah disseminated the zany news via Instagram with a screenshot of an article with the headline “Jonah Hill Passes Samuel ...

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Hunger Video: Florida citizens shun social distancing to stand in line for food & cash

Florida residents risking their lives.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HIALEAH — Social distancing be damned, Florida citizens decided it was more prudent to stand in line and risk their lives in exchange for complimentary sustenance and unemployment insurance. Lord have mercy. The pecuniary debacle, which entailed coronavirus exposure, transpired Tuesday morning in Hialeah, Florida. It was also captured on video. ...

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Coronavirus Poem – Samuel L. Jackson to Americans: Y’all “Stay the F*ck at Home”

Sammy creates COVID-19 story.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — At last count, the United States ranked dead last worldwide in coronavirus convalescence and many believe the dereliction has something to do with social distancing (or a lack thereof). In an effort to ameliorate the COVID-19 malady, Samuel L. Jackson wrote a bedtime story titled “Stay the F*ck at Home” ...

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Andy Cohen and Colton Underwood have contracted coronavirus, both appear fine

Andy and Colton have COVID-19.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Homosexual talk show host Andy Cohen joins the coterie of celebs who’ve contracted the coronavirus. The Bravo honcho logged into his Instagram account on Friday and announced he’s tested positive for COVID-19 and he’ll remain in self-quarantine to eschew permeating the malady. Andy, 51, said he felt like ...

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Coronavirus Video: Actor Idris Elba tested ‘positive’ for COVID-19, but wife is okay

Idris contracted ‘COVID-19’ bug.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Idris Elba has contracted the coronavirus. The 47-year-old thespian said he tested positive for COVID-19 on Monday via Twitter. “This morning I tested positive for Covid 19,” Idris wrote. “I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure ...

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