Blog King’s Court: Chiefs player is jailed, Psychotic gunmen go on a killing spree

De’Anthony Thomas busted for narcotics possession.

Chiefs player jailed, Gunmen go Rambo.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — “All rise… the honorable Blog King is presiding. Sadly, we’ve experienced a plethora of criminal activity within the recent past. So, we ask that you remain mute as he dissertates the aforementioned villainy. Failure to comply could result in a lengthy detainment behind bars. Any questions? Anybody seeking 3 hots and a cot? (Crickets) Good. You may be seated.” What’s up litigants? It’s that percipient barrister Blog King here with the weekend felony report. As customary, there’s so much to confabulate and time remains transient. So let’s eschew indolence and get to the docket, ya dig?

Docket #1 — CHIEFS PLAYER BUSTED WITH NARCOTICS: Perhaps morose over his team’s failure to reach the Super Bowl, Kansas City Chiefs wideout De’Anthony Thomas spent Saturday night in jail after getting busted with marijuana and drug paraphernalia in Allen County, Kansas. The 26-year-old Thomas hasn’t had much to be convivial about as of late. The scrawny receiver spent most of the season on injured reserve after suffering a broken leg during an October practice. He also fractured the same limb 2 years ago. De’Anthony has good speed but he can’t stay salubrious. Is he in jeopardy of losing his job? I doubt it. If you recall, Chiefs tight end Demetrius Harris got arrested and jailed for marijuana possession back in March and he’s still on the team. It would be sanctimonious of Andy Reid to cut De’Anthony after he forgave Demetrius for a homogeneous infraction.

Daylon Gamble killed 4 people in Georgia.

Docket #2 — MASS SHOOTING RAVAGES GEORGIA: Officials with the U.S. Marshal’s Service arrested 27-year-old Daylon Gamble — the bloodthirsty gunman suspected of killing 4 people Thursday night in Rockmart, Georgia. In an effort to escape, Daylon stole a truck and traveled to Indianapolis where he was captured Sunday. And get this: Two of the victims are his sister and nephew. Damn,… with family like Daylon, who needs enemies? So far, a motive is unknown. But, the shootings transpired at two different locales – a house and an apartment. The quartet of deceased victims are: Helen Mitchell, 48, Jaequin Davis, 19, Arkeyla Perry, 24, and Dadrian Cummings, 26. Another victim, 24-year-old Peerless Brown, was airlifted by paramedics to Atlanta Medical Center after getting shot in the face.

Dakota Theriot killed 5 people in Louisiana.

Docket #3 — PSYCHO KILLER FINALLY CAPTURED: Speaking of bloodthirsty… 21-year-old Dakota Theriot, the psycho gunman who went Rambo in Louisiana, was finally captured Sunday morning in Richmond County, Virginia. Check this out: Dakota let his gat explode on his girlfriend (Summer Earnest, 20), her father (Billy Earnest, 43), and her brother (Tanner Earnest, 17) in Livingston Parish, Louisiana then stole their 2004 Dodge pickup truck and drove 30 miles to Ascension Parish where he smoked his parents (Keith and Elizabeth Theriot) while they were chillin’ inside their trailer. After effectuating the killing spree, Dakota drove to Virginia to elude the cops. But they eventually caught his ass. He now faces 5 counts of first-degree murder.

Still no word on a motive.

But Ascension Parish Sheriff Bobby Webre said Dakota has had several encounters with police which includes an arrest for drug possession. So dude has a bellicose history of bestiality. To add insult to homicide, Dakota was living with his girlfriend Summer and her parents when the aforementioned macabre took place. Talk about ungrateful? They gave that trigger-happy malefactor a roof and he showed his appreciation by unloading the clip. A damn shame.

Be careful who you let in your home.

Blog King’s court is adjourned.


  1. I’m so happy they caught Dakota!! Good. 😎🖤

  2. DeAnthony if u gonna get high stay away from small white towns in kansas

  3. He will be charged with five, but murders were in different parishes: 2 counts in Ascension Parish, 3 counts in Livingston parish.

  4. damn that nigga killed family members too? thats fucked up

  5. How did he get to Virginia so fast!!!

  6. People are nuts and there is no excuse that can justify killing another human being. So sad!

  7. D-Thomas gone fuck around and get cut


  9. crazy white man strikes again

  10. whites and blacks are both crazy

  11. Hopefully these animals receive the death penalty

  12. White on white crime. 👏good job Dakota. You’re a staple white boy. If only the rest of you could do this we could clean up the world one pinky at a time

  13. Charles Lee Ray

    that nigga mustve been high to kill his own family

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