
David Hefner busted for public masturbation.
Nebraska man jerked his beef.
Blog King, Mass Appeal
LINCOLN, Neb — “At Arby’s, we have the meats!” David Hefner, 38, was thrown in the slammer earlier this week for masturbating in public while walking to Arby’s. The lewd ordeal went down in Lincoln, Nebraska. According to police reports, David (no relation to Hugh Hefner) was strolling down the street around 8 p.m. when he suddenly pulled out his “meat” and commenced to jerking. Eye witnesses said David bespattered jism all over the f*cking place as he climaxed loudly in relief, disturbing neighbors.
Lincoln Police arrested a 38-year-old man for public indecency after he reportedly exposed himself while walking toward an Arby’s on Saturday. https://t.co/LwTtSVu1Kb
— 1011 NOW (@1011_News) June 17, 2019
Dogs and cats reportedly howled in the background. Must’ve been a helluva nut. Fortunately, police were able to bust his lascivious ass before he could purchase an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. David is charged with one count of public indecency. He’s also banned from touching meat of any kind.
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Shame on this dude he is disgusting creepy bastard
When a person exposes himself he – she shows people what God made. Devils get agitated arresting whoever through people to give guilt. Clothing pacifies a devil. The dog and grass are nude. We live in a nude universe.
“Shame be upon him!”
SICK PERVERT.
Fuck that man
DAMN DUDES ARE THIS SICK THESE DAYS. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT
Disgusting
sick motherfucker
What a jerk off!
Castration by law. I would have beaten him to a pulp.
Shame on that perv! 🍻😂🍺
I’d make them walk barefoot on hot charcoal or asphalt.
that man is really gross
What a creep 🤮
just another reason not to shake somebodys hand
Is this a prank?
WHAT A SICK PERVERT!
@artie whitedox nigga what?!? LMAO, you either know this dude or you’ve done this before?!?
It’s always the creepy looking ones
This is normal ‘ white ‘ male behavior, the guy’s probably wondering why anyone would have a problem with this
my dick is bigger than his
I wonder if he had a porn mag on him
Gross!
when i masturbate i have to be alone, in private
damn nigga do that shit at home