Kanye West spews nonsensical speech, presidential campaign now in jeopardy

Caitlyn Jenner has Kanye’s back/Daily Scoop

Caitlyn Jenner is seeking a VP gig.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

LOS ANGELES — Kanye West doesn’t stand much of a chance of winning the impending presidential election. As a matter of fact, he’s a f*ckin’ longshot at best. But, after dropping out and re-entering the race, someone has volunteered to be his running mate. Shortly after Kanye announced his baffling bid to run for President of the United States, transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner reached out to his black ass with an intriguing proposal. The Olympic gold medalist relishes the possibility of becoming Kanye’s lieutenant in the White House. “I texted him and said, ‘Can I be your Vice President?” Caitlyn told TMZ.

“What a combination!”

Kanye has already offered the métier to biblical life coach Michelle Tidball. But she’s yet to accept the invitation. If Michelle shuns his offer, Caitlyn (né Bruce Jenner) could become a familial LGBTQIA option. The 70-year-old reality TV star was married to Kanye’s mother-in-law, Kris Jenner.

LGBTQIA, by the way, is an acronym for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and asexual.

Not sure what the last two mean. But they’ve been added to the list.

Contrary to rampant scuttlebutt, that n*gga Kanye is definitely running for office. The 43-year-old rapper has already filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) and he held his first campaign rally on Sunday (July 19) at South Carolina’s Exquis Event Center.

And he did it while donning a bulletproof vest.

After delivering a lengthy monologue with no microphone, Kanye — who had “2020” shaved into his head — told the crowd Harriet Tubman “never actually freed the slaves, she just had them work for other white people.” He also said penurious mothers should be given incentives to eschew abortions.

“Everybody that has a baby gets a million dollars,” he proclaimed as an example.

Moments later, Kanye became tearful when talking about his mother who passed away in 2007 amid complications from plastic surgery. The Grammy Award winner raised eyebrows when he admitted his father didn’t want children and sought feticide. Sadly, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Kanye contemplated aborting his first child, North West.

“I almost killed my daughter,” he confessed.

If Kanye wins, his administration could feature Caitlyn as Vice President and Kim Kardashian as First Lady. The bipolar negro plans to run a Wakanda type of government.

Does Kanye have your vote?

Are you concerned about the future of America?

Watch Kanye’s bizarre campaign speech.

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48 comments

  1. So this what america coming too a fucking mentally ill pussy whip oreo as prez and a reality show tranny as vp smh!!!

  2. Carol Christiansen

    I would never vote for Jenner on any ticket. Please.

  3. AuthenticEuphoria 👦 ❤ 👩Dynasty

    Fuxk vice president you will be first lady baby😛

  4. joanna jamerson

    Caitlin jenner is a terrible human. NOT because she is trans. Its because of her personality

  5. As if the White House isnt enough of a circus gtfoh

  6. Erik Iacopelli

    That’s just the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Them 2 do NOT need to be running

    hope no one votes for them

  7. Raymond Newton

    honestly, it sounds ridiculous, but i think it’s amazing for kanye to run. kanye running, whether he’s winning or losing, is a permanent fixture nd shows that black youths can be whatever they want to be, that if they work hard enough they can be president. it’s double edged because it also implies that blacks have to be a rapper in order to do something like that, but at the end of the day, i think it’s important for a generation of new voters to vote for something they’re familiar with to get them comfortable with voting, whatever it takes. i don’t care. i’ll vote for him before i vote for biden, big facts, it’s for the long run. it’s crazy cause it takes mfs like ye to show these kids, but it’s a necessary evil.

  8. It’ll be a real freakshow.

    I PASS.

  9. From Olympic champion to a moron

  10. Nobody ain’t voting for those crazy people.

  11. Simply Cynthia

    And the other countries are sitting back laughing their asses off reading this crap, a transgender for VP and a loud mouth, past his prime rapper for POTUS

  12. Blackest Man On Earth

    They would KILL KANYE in order to have umm HIM BRUCE JENNER AS PRESIDENT!!!

  13. This country has become an actual freak show

  14. God help us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. If they win it will no longer be called the white house it will be called the CIRCUS HOUSE FACT.

  16. DAFunni1Uluv2Hate

    A Coon for President and a gender jumper for VP? No thank you!

  17. Eyes-of-Comprehension

    Who the hell wants to be POTUS after Trump made a mess with USA? Good luck to whomever wins that job because he or she will have to work overtime to try and fix Trump’s mess. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  18. I’m moving out of this country….

  19. Drunken BarFly

    America has officially lost its mind! Unbelievable how we promote mental disorders and give no fucks about our children. This is Satans country! You poor unfortunate souls….

  20. SteelWarriorOne

    Lord, please help guide folk so we are not subjected to another 4 years of the circus. Amen

  21. F Biden and Trump, I’m voting for Ye and he better look out for Nig s after he wins.

  22. hillary Rodriguez

    I am scared that ppl will vote for em cuz they think it will be fun

  23. Um… I thought he “dropped out” even though he MISSED the deadline 🙄😑 #IMissMadison 🖤

  24. Kim better watch out because Caitlyn is trying to be Kanye’s 1st Lady…

  25. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE WOMAN ALREADY IN THE WHITE HOUSE WITH TRIMP IS NOT CAITLYN JENNER

    WELL I’LL BE DAMNED , ALL THIS FUCKING TIME I BEEN THINKING THAT THE WOMAN PLAYING HIS WIFE WAS CAITLYN JENNER

    HELL THE BITCH LOOK JUST LIKE HER , SHIT THEY COULD PASS FOR TWINS AND SHIT

    WELL THEN I GUESS THAT WHAT THIS HE-MAN BITCH IS SAYING AND OR ASKING IS TO BE KANYE’S FIRST LADY

    NASTY SUMAMABITCHES

  26. I am the BIGGEST Trump supporter but truly maybe we need this haha A Democratic Party that we can WORK WITH to restore peace and unify America..we all need a damn break. We need leaders who have great intentions not great intentions of destruction.

  27. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, BRUCE JENNER AIN’T NO WOMAN

  28. Eyes-of-Comprehension

    @Ramal Samoth: Caitlyn Jenner is not a biological woman but a trans woman which is why they call it transgender. No one is claiming she’s a biological woman.

  29. All he’s doing is screwing up the election for the real candidates. Personally I think somebody should kick his ass for deliberately trying to throw off the vote. He’s already risking going to hell for being a false prophet. We don’t need him taking the country with him. It was a funny joke at first. Now it’s just a pathetic, disgrace on America.

  30. HE MUST ALREADY KNOW THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS RACE, THAT’S WHY IT IS GETTING CRAZIER AND CRAZIER. 🤪

  31. We have a tool for president and a robot for vice president so why not a bipolar rapper and a transgender at this point?

  32. He supports legalization of weed.

  33. Cringe Worthy! 😖 Kanye needs to stop wasting our time! We don’t need anymore entertainers as president.

  34. The way 2020 is going…why can’t a guy with 2020 cut into his head be president. People have become sheep and slaves to technology. We no longer use tech as tools 🧰

  35. Crazy town U.S.A. The whole world is laughing.

  36. He said a whole bunch of nothing! Went on random tangents multiple times. He isn’t all there y’all.

  37. nigga is crazy

  38. Why are people calling this guy crazy? No wonder society is messed up – we criticize someone for being candid and real, but elect the fakest people to the highest offices. Kanye is a self-made black billionaire. Of course the mainstream media (that usually work for the Democrats) are against him, they want to perpetuate black victimhood so that they can continue to claim they have the answers to black people’s problems. A hugely successful and free-thinking black man goes against all that, so they twist his words and take everything out of context and call him crazy. You must believe what the media tells you, don’t speak for or think for yourself, only say and think what you’ve been programmed to say and think.🐑

  39. From Me To You

    Where is his wife? It’s clear he totally needs her there. And she knew it from the moment he colored his hair…Dear Wife,,,,,

  40. It’s just chilling to know that if he pulled this off Kim kardashian would be the First Lady of the United States 🇺🇸 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  41. What a total shît show.

  42. This isn’t the way. He’s literally gonna make a joke outta himself with this whole campaign thing. Someone needs to step up and tell to take a step back and calm down for real tho.

  43. People in the comments are incredibly Godless and have 0 idea of compassion. Y’all clearly never heard testimonies before cause it looks like most of you would tell 99% of people to go on their meds/asylum. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  44. Charles Mansion

    No lives matter

  45. Polluting Penguin

    This is what happens when you don’t take your medicine

  46. And yet, he would still be better than Trump!

  47. Ozzy & La Colorada

    This man forgot to drink his pills 💊 😂

  48. The only thing he will be president of is a loony bin

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