Wet Ass P*ssy: Megan Thee Stallion is ‘eschewing’ dudes, she’s now a lesbian

Cardi & Megan keep it 100/YouTube

Megan said she’s eschewing dudes. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a free agent on the lady side,” Megan proclaimed. “I’m looking for a new girlfriend.” She also revealed the categories of popsies that turn her on. “I like little petite things with tattoos and I like Spanish girls with big ole asses,” Megan explained. “Petite black girls and thick Spanish girls.”

It’s certainly understandable why phallus is no longer on Megan’s menu. Last month, the twerking rap star experienced contretemps with Tory who pulled out a gun and shot her in the foot. Then, following the launch of her new song “Wet Ass P*ssy (WAP),” Megan’s ex-boyfriend — MoneyBagg Yo — put her on blast, telling the world her coochie stank. “If she’s a stallion but musty all the time, do that make her a mustang?” he wrote on Instagram.

Do you agree with Megan’s relationship preferences?

Should she give n*ggas another chance?

Watch Megan’s rant and her soft porn music video “Wet Ass P*ssy (WAP)” with Cardi B.

Share your thoughts.

49 comments

  1. How do ppl change their sexuality at will??😳🤔🤨 I. Can’t. Do. That.😐

  2. It doesnt make sense cuz the post is bogus. Getting shot in the foot dont make u gay. Roflmao. Shes always liked girls.

  3. Gilby Rodriguez

    Cardi b has herpes so this whole song grossed me out 🤢🤢🤢

  4. SHE GAY ASZF BEEN GAY ASZF… SHE NEVER CAME OFF TO ME AS LIKING MEN.

  5. נטלי לוי

    Their hell will be very hot

  6. Gd Meg is so fucking beautiful 🥵

  7. As if a homosexual won’t shoot your arse???🤯 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🤔

  8. Megan & Cardi: Great roll models for daughters👍🏼🔥😒

  9. Great song!

  10. the crystal gems

    YOU CARPET MUNCHER

  11. You would think her big goofy ass would’ve stopped accepting applications on new
    friendships/relationships right now but maybe an extra chromosome is present smh

  12. Isaac Ministries

    So glad I didn’t grow up listening to this crap 🤮🤮 I feel sorry for this generation 🤦🏾‍♂️ please use your gift responsibly because kids are watching and they want to be like you 🤷🏾‍♂️

  13. the song is fuckin dope

  14. Meg give yourself time to heal baby girl. You moving too fast. Stop doing PSAs to the gram about who you looking for/what you interested in… Damn, fall back. She sound desperate AF. I understand her mother is gone…and that was her world but she looking for love in all the wrong places.

  15. Honestly worst song I’ve ever heard🤣

  16. Good luck with that, Lesbians have the highest domestic violence rate

  17. bukhosi mathema

    I hate what these black women are doing

  18. Hey, I have a theory. What is all along MEGAN was never into men and was linked to all of these ghetto zoo animals like Money Trash Yo as cover for her being a full on lesbian all along? You don’t just wake up and turn lesbo just because you’re a fucking blockhead who can’t date a normal human being. She has BEEN a lesbian, this is not a new development.

    Watch, at the end of the day and first thing in the morning, Megan was gay ALL along.

  19. fuck the haters…… i love this song

  20. YESSSSS!!! Great song ladies!!!!!🥰❤️

  21. Christopher Horn

    What in the pornhub is this, lol

  22. Petite Tings’ tend to shoot you in the foot when you break bad on them, Spanish thickums will cut you with a knife or razor…you may wanna modify your criteria a bit to someone you can’t dominate. JS

  23. Cameron Henderson

    Killed it🔥🔥🔥

  24. Megan got no picks, she fucked everything since she been in the game. It’s been a vicious 2years stint, give the WAP a break baby 😂😂😂

  25. Seriously? This is the type of shit that’s being produced and everyone’s like “yes! Great song!!” What is this world coming too! Honestly afraid to bring kids into this world 🤦🏻‍♀️

  26. IAM sick of this dike stuff the devil very busy looking for someone with the same thing tht u got between your legs it’s going to be a lot of pads in that house whn thy both bleed and when it’s time for you to have a kid stay with that woman let’s see can’t y’all me one it’s not of God people wake up Dam

  27. DYKES JUST AS BAD AS GUYS.

    Meg want a PETITE Black “girlfriend” but the Spanish “girlfriend” is ok to have a big ole butt.

    I swear GAY PEOPLE ALL HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS. hence thats why they’re gay👎👎👎

  28. Does Megan think that a woman can’t shoot her in the foot?
    ah ha ha ha HA
    We are all giving you the attention that you want Megan.
    Make better choices and make better music.

  29. Kari 🦌 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    She always has dated girls, it’s why she put stallion in her dumb name

  30. Bitches get shot everyday B! You tough right!

  31. I shoot bitches tooo 🤣

  32. Damn she giving men a whole lot of power over her she gets her feelings hurt and becomes lesbian. Yet named her entire rap name on the way she throws her ass and rides penis…
    Now she’s going lesbian🤦🏾‍♀️🙄 cause she dated a dumb violent guy. Now it’s all men on the planets fault. Wow to sexualize yourself and promote whorish and skanky ways to the youth In imaginary music world but it’s not working in real life and then Get mad and be done with dudes because you out here playing yourself. People need to get in a relationship with a therapist. That’s the only couch some of these people need.

  33. This lesbian shit is getting played out, but more power to you.

  34. I’m a straight NATURAL, BIOLOGICAL woman and I believe Megan is a transgender “woman” that was manufactured by the New World Order agenda to infiltrate the Black community and pollute it, like 95% of Black celebs and politicians have done and are doing. I believe Tory Lanez found out that “she” is a man and shot “her” in both hooves.

  35. Have_a_nice_day_B

    @What: I thought the same thing! i swear my spidey senses been going off with her… him shooting her confirmed it. Why else would he shoot her? That doll chick disrespected him crazy..no bullets in her 🤷🏿‍♀️

  36. Her feet ugly as hell anyways. That story sound fishy, fishy just like her WAP probably is. Lol

  37. This is why i only believe that .01% of the population are born gay. Many are gay because they want no limitations on how they express themselves sexually or they had some negative experience. Most of the people I know personally who are now attracted to the same sex had some negative early sexual experience with someone of the same or opposite sex. May not representative of the whole population, but i think it accounts for a significant number. Perhaps what people need to do before moving on in any relationship from a negative experience is to seek therapy to figure out who they really are and determine how to cope mentally with their negative experience because sometimes another partner can’t solve what’s wrong or damaged inside.

  38. Bitches always talking about down low men when these hoes flip flop between dick and pussy without a care in the world. That shows you that you arent born gay its a choice. Watch she gets her ass beat by some butch ass carpet muncher because lesbian relationships be toxic as fuck. lol

  39. Total shit. neither can rap 🙁

  40. Luis Heredia Cano

    Satanismo!!

  41. Interesting….she only wants petite black chicks and big booty spanish chicks. Sounds like what black men chase.

  42. Poor Megan. Right now she is in a difficult period of her life. She needs to work through her confusion.

  43. It’s a dude, stallion!!??? MALE horse!? Tory shot her!? He found out, probably found her shaving kit at her crib….lol

  44. WAP: an absolute disgrace. The video was not even age restricted.

  45. Iridescent Silhouette

    She calls herself a male horse. That tongue always hangin’ out her mouth like a dog…. lesbhonest

  46. Oh I’m pretty sure she’s already had a few gfs, hence the reason for her poor taste in men in the first place. Some people don’t realize they are the creators of their own problems and they think changing the entire house because one light bulb doesn’t work will solve their problems, but it won’t.

  47. Q's perspective

    C’mon man. Meg the stallion is a dude. Stop!

  48. Marlee Johnson

    Imma play this at church

  49. Gotta wear a condom to listen to this freaky shit.

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