“Gorilla Glue Girl” and her fiancé Dewitt Madison are expecting 1st baby together

Gorilla Glue Girl pregnant/TMZ

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher together after one year of copulation. Tessica’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, confirmed the news. And get this: the ghetto lovebirds are commingling their family à la “The Brady Bunch.”

Tessica has five kids from previous relationships and Dewitt has four, good for a summation of ten children à la Eddie Murphy. Tessica posted positive results of four pregnancy tests online. Hopefully the newborn comes out more percipient than Tessica because she’s dumber than a box of rocks.

If you recall, last month the imbecilic mom ran out of hairspray and — instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more — Tessica applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Lucky for her, she had surgery to remove the glue or she would’ve been stuck with the same coiffure permanently.

Now let’s pray she doesn’t put Gorilla Glue in the baby’s Similac.

The good news is Dewitt is far from being a deadbeat.

The simp is the proprietor of a lawn care and floor cleaning business.

Tessica runs a daycare center.

Are you happy for them?

Should Tessica be allowed to have more children?

Share your thoughts.

47 comments

  1. why do these niggaz keep gettin her pregnant?????

  2. Damnnnnn Tessica!!!!

  3. STUPID why would you put that in your head

  4. this chick is responsible for raising 10 kids…. lol

  5. next time she’ll use crazy glue

  6. Captain Obvious

    dewitt shouldve used a rubber

  7. James Evans bastard son

    @Captain Obvious: Or he shouldve at least pulled out

  8. The condition her scalp must be left in after this and all of those other treatments. Her scalp will probably be a giant crust of scabs for weeks.
    I’m happy for her and wish her the best going forward.

  9. SunnyRoblox _Everyday

    I’m finda get my wig and put school glue on it 🤣🤣

  10. Anti Dumb People

    I’m glad she got it removed but just as I expected she didn’t have much hair to begin with lol. I still can’t figure out why she has a go fund me for “medical expenses” and the doctor did this procedure FOR FREE 😶

  11. I’ve washed my hair 👏🏽fif👏🏽teen👏🏽timez👏🏽 😃

  12. she must have some good pussy…….. niggas keep bustin a nut

  13. @Anti Dumb People: Why not have one if people are dumb enough to pay into it? Now she can buy a car and more weave’s.

  14. I thougt she was like 25

  15. dear all the hate comments yall do not relizse what she has gone through, SO HOW ABOUT Y’ALL SPEND 1 MONTH WITH YOUR HAIR GLUED TO YOUR SCALP.

  16. SMH SORRY ASS FAKE HAIR H0

  17. Look up the word “histrionic,” and that’s exactly what I think she is. People these days will risk their lives for attention.

  18. Can we please stop calling her gorrilla glue girl.. smmfh

  19. Walmart Cashier

    dewitt must have low self esteem

  20. Imagine that, made famous for being a Dumbass

  21. Blackfox1121 K

    I’m tired of this girl already 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  22. @Numer7: Oh so y’all gonna feel sorry for a 40yr old dumbass, these comments weird as fuq

  23. Tessica deserves her own reality TV show. I bet she’s a good mother.

  24. Black women need to wear their natural nappy hair, instead of trying to wear white people hair, and that glue situation won’t happen.

  25. NOW DON’T DO THAT AGAIN….

    (someone got to tell her)

  26. Honestly, I am happy for her.

  27. Dewitt better hope his dick doesnt fall off

    All kinda niggas have ran up in that

  28. Wow, I didn’t know anything about her. I just “ASSUMED” she was a silly ~ 19 yo kid.

    Hearing that she is a 40 yo grown woman, makes this much more disturbing.

  29. @D Man: And the fact that she also runs a daycare. People are just crazy.

  30. I feel bad because maybe she was being slow and knew what it was but thought it could work but then I’m just dying I feel so bad but it’s- 😭💀😂

  31. Play DUMBASS games , win BOZO CLOWN prizes

  32. She had one fucking job DONT PUT GLUE IN YOUR HAIR

  33. Just remember~if you’re expecting a baby~DON’T use FLEX SEAL when yo’ water BREAKS! 🤣🤣

  34. No she not 40 NO WAY

  35. She could have easily gone to the store and got some more hair spray. This is what legitimate stupidity looks like

  36. EBT Cardholder

    she needs to get her tubes tied

  37. Dewitt, you need to invest in some condoms bruh

  38. She is trifling im sick of them embarrassing us

  39. Von Goldfinger

    Some people need to like be sterilized at birth, period. She shouldve glued her 2 lips down there shut.

  40. 10 dam kids. FUGGG that life, I give the relationship 9 months. All that dam raquet will drive him crazy. Im soooooo glad I dont have children. FUG THAT LIFE!

  41. Our people are doomed. Many cannot be saved. These two are lost. Hopefully the children will prosper and be better than their parents.

  42. Where was this “Fiance” all of this time, I didn’t see him in any of her videos or her public Instagram page. First the glue, then the eyebrows and the breast lift.. all the way to another baby. What’s NOT going on with this 40 y.o. woman?

  43. I knew Some Dumb Azz would get her pregnant 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  44. This next generation will be fucked. I’m not excusing my language either. This shit is crazy. The world is getting crazier and crazier.

  45. What’s the big deal with these desperate dudes sleeping with a girl that stupid 🤔🧐🧐 who gonna raise them kids & what is the expected outcome of such a family🔥💯♍💎😷😎..?

  46. I wonder how many of her kids are going to end up in jail. 🤔

  47. It’s women like these who have multiple kids with different men with no ring or multiple women having kids with the same scumbag that are killing our community. But these women avoid any criticism, get championed and called brave and only the men are to blame for single motherhood rate. They don’t factor in these women opening their legs, 12 contraceptives, day after pill and abortion. How many more options do we need for women to stop having kids out of wedlock? If your baby daddy isn’t in the kids life? Your fault you made those choices, you choose to bring that kid into this environment. “Women like you make the men you complain about”

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