White man sues greedy stripper.
Blog King, Mass Appeal
HOUSTON — “I’m in love with a stripper!” Robert Wallace, a 32-year-old software developer, became both a simp and a laughingstock when loaned a black stripper $2,000 then sued her to get it back. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. The alleged swingle transpired in Houston, Texas. Robert also gave her a laptop, numerous electronics, a credit card and his DVD collection. To call him pussy-whipped would be a vast understatement. “We had a dating relationship and, on May 3rd, we had broken up,” Robert told reporter Randy Wallace of Fox 26 News. “We were intimate. We were building a future together… I know how stubborn she can be… so I decided to sue and get my items back.”
Nomi Mims, the exotic dancer, works at a strip club called “Treasures.” The voluptuous damsel said she’s been stalked by customers in the past. But this is her first time getting sued. “I don’t believe in loans because I don’t want to pay anybody back,” Nomi explained. “I’ve given him gifts too. How do I get my booty and boobs back?”
“I’ve heard of strippers suing customers, but never of customers suing strippers,” Nomi continued.
“It’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life… I should’ve ended it a long time ago.”
Nomi said she and Robert were never a couple. But she still considers him a friend.
That said, there’s no way in hell she’s giving him his money back.
She gave that n*gga some vulva. That should be enough.
“No refunds in the strip club,” Nomi said.
“We ain’t got no layaway plans either.”
Whose side are you on? Nomi or Robert?
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