Marriage Video: Japanese simp married diminutive toy doll in front of 40 guests

Kondo married a doll/Redd It

Japanese man married a doll. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

JAPAN — Akihiko Kondo, a Japanese school administrator, made history when he became the first man to marry a doll. The non compos simp said “I do” to a diminutive knockoff of virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku. An estimated 40 guests attended the ceremony and watched Kondo, 35, and his toy bride exchange vows and wedding bands before celebrating their nuptials with a kiss. But Kondo’s mom declined the conjugal invitation and none of his relatives showed up. They were obviously pissed.

Keep in mind, Hatsune ain’t your average soulmate. She’s equipped with a furry vulva, she’s acquiescent, she’s a virgin, and she won’t backtalk her hubby. When asked why he chose to marry a f*cking doll, Kondo said it was a matter of life and death. “To me, Hatsune Miku is not just a character I love,” he explained.

“She’s a person who saved my life.”

Awww.

When asked why she chose to marry Kondo, Hatsune didn’t say a word.

She’s a little shy.

Are you happy for the newlyweds?

Is there a doll in your connubial future?

Are women being replaced with toys and trannies?

Watch the beautiful ceremony.

Share your thoughts.

94 comments

  1. What’s sad is 40 mothafuckas showed up

  2. His family said fuck this! 🤣🤣🤣

  3. Red Lobster Biscuit Lover

    It’s a wrap. The world is done. Satan has taken over this motherfucker.

  4. Captain Obvious

    He took the vaccine

  5. The fact that people attended the ceremony and agreed to this shocks me. The days are short. Wickedness abounds.

  6. The world is trying to replace women

  7. A man lives in a country full of single, beautiful women and decides to marry a doll… Lord help us.

  8. @IAMMRPATRICK: What does that tell you about the women???

  9. @IAMMRPATRICK: They probably turned his crazy a$$ down. Rightfully so.

  10. Politically Incorrect

    This is what happens when you don’t serve the Lord Jesus Christ. God Almighty has sent a strong delusion. This is disturbing especially the ones supporting the wedding !

  11. if its have holes its gets a role

  12. Soooo, I guess he wouldn’t be lying if he said, “You should see my beautiful wife, she’s a doll!” LOL

  13. Just another reason why this world need to be over and done with!

  14. This is crazy weird, is definitely the end of the world

  15. Riboflavin Folate

    That “splat!” sound you hear is the whole world hitting rock bottom.

  16. The bible is undefeated.

  17. Rebecca Mardis

    @That Guy: It’s actually been toyed w/, tweeked, & twisted quite a lot thru all the revisions and translations…but The Most High makes it plain and possible to follow His Truth…even tho religions do their damdest to come between you& Him…when you really seek His face He answers

  18. ViolinAndCelloPlayz

    Man just wait till they have a little robot baby

  19. Habitual Burper

    trannies and dolls are replacing women in society

  20. Imagine being THIS sad, and desperate…

  21. People just be marrying anything…

    I saw a women marry a cow
    Another who marry a dog
    A man who marry an anime character
    A woman who marry a roller coaster
    And now a man who marry a doll

  22. Spoiler Alert: She divorced him and took his entire Anime collection.

  23. Princess Crystal is nice

    Worship the creature more than the creator God gave them up to a reprobate mind. They refused to accept the knowledge of God so they believe in a lie. Sick !

  24. 🤣🤣🤣 Dear Lord Jesus. Please come get me outta here! This world is so evil & just plain blind to serving you. A man married a doll, I laughed however it’s very sad.

  25. Where can i buy one?

  26. I don’t know who’s more crazy… The weirdo marrying the doll or those attending the wedding.

  27. School administrator? Damn he’s in charge of educating our children. Smh.

  28. The good thing is when he is tired of listening to it complain about everything!! He can just turn it OFF!

  29. Im losing faith in humanity

  30. Corona got my man f*cked up

  31. I have come here to say, I have lost all hope for Humankind. (This is not a joke either, i am dead serious.)

  32. هشام المغربي

    What da fuck !

  33. This is difficult to watch, but I hope he’s happy.

  34. All the respect in the world to Akihoko Kondo for putting people like us on the map
    im Gross , ugly , a spastic and some1 all people hate ( he isnt )
    i’ll be buying my wife . Top Sino RRS Japanese doll , sometime in the near future .

  35. snyggkillensom

    Marrying a doll is still a billion times better than marrying one of todays western female feminists who believe that men and women are equal and contribute to the western worlds 50% divorce rate, 25% infidelity rate and a birth rate below replacement level which means that the population will die out. At least this doll wont cheat on you and act like a real woman 😂

  36. Whatever floats your boat.

  37. UnityTechFuture

    we are in the last days you guys Jesus is coming back

  38. He doesn’t deal with a nagging wife.

  39. Japan Is one big social experiment

  40. he stole my wife

  41. This is a joke right right RIGHT!!!!!!!

  42. Damn , People are marrying anything in this pandemic

  43. this is what happens when you take the vaccine

  44. Please dont try to normalize it, because it’s not.

  45. lol he’s so cute

  46. all 40 guests should be admitted into the psychiatric hospital

  47. All the people attending are just as guilty and should be ashamed of misleading this guy. He obviously needs professional help.

  48. Kitty’s Butter

    I wish i was that man living with a doll

  49. While this is no doubt funny AF and has to be labeled as “Only in Japan” it also stands as a sober commentary on how horribly toxic relationships between women and men have become.

  50. Old Paths Ministries

    This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
    2 Timothy 3:1-5

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