Children’s Penis TV: John Dillermand’s ‘uncontrollable’ dick very bad for kids

John Dillermand is disgusting/YouTube

John Dillermand facing backlash.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

DENMARK — The worldwide stratagem to transmogrify kids into debauchees continues. A Danish broadcaster released a controversial stop-motion animated children’s television series called “John Dillermand (aka John Pee-Pee).” It’s about a pervert with a prehensile, uncontrollable penis and he uses it to accomplish any task such as walking a dog, starting a barbecue grill, using it as a tightrope in a circus act and operating a lawnmower. John’s dick, which resembles a 400-foot garden hose, also rescues kids from danger.

The series is aimed at young whippersnappers ages 4 to 8 and there’s 20 episodes.

The theme song goes: “John Pee-Pee, John Pee-Pee. He has the world’s longest pee-pee. There’s almost nothing he can’t do with it. He can swing it around, he can get a little embarrassed. He can save the whole world if he’s just allowed. John Pee-Pee, John Pee-Pee, John Peeeee-Peeeee!”

Parents are understandably pissed and there’s threats of a boycott.

Have network officials lost their damn minds?

Watch the disturbing video.

Share your thoughts.

48 comments

  1. This is disgusting to expose children to.

  2. Chris Pirillo Is Ebola

    I mean when was the last time you haven’t posted shit on the internet

  3. If you dont see anything wrong with this shit you need to re-examine your conscious mind & reality,
    either that or you’re the problem thats apart the sick/garbage aspect of the world

  4. US needs him! John Dillermand would pacify every school shooter in seconds with his Dillermand!

  5. The only thing I find slightly irritating about this is that it is one more show that somehow implies having a d*** makes you a hero. And that having a longer d*** makes it more useful. No matter how I look at it, both are not good messages to send to young boys.

  6. Pamela Homeyer

    OMG

  7. THE BIBLE SAYS:

    They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might, (2 Thessolians 2:9)

    And throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. (Matthew 13:15)

    But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)

    THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE YOU. JESUS CHRIST PAID THE PENALTY FOR YOUR SINS 2,000 YEARS AGO ON THE CROSS AND IF YOU REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS LORD AND SAVIOR THEN YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM HELL. HE LOVES YOU AND DOES NOT WANT YOU TO GO. REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS TODAY.

  8. albert out here

    I simply do not approve of this show (or others like it) being aimed towards little kids (of course neither should the rest of you), but god damn, I’m not going to act like I didn’t laugh my ass off reading the description of the show

  9. What do you expect from a country that gave us the greatest, but saddest, fairytales in the world from Mr. Hans Christian Anderson? Denmark has always respected their children enough to be real with them.

  10. Paula Hildebrandt

    The animation is great but I just wish he had a tail instead. I am so sick of dick jokes in modern culture.

  11. If America brought a show out like this, it would be nothing but women finding new and creative ways to crush his penis, and his soul.

  12. DarkShadowsprite

    LMAO that’s fantastic 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks John

  13. John Dillermand is a Danish national treasure. Anyobody disagreeing are racist against the Danish arts of big dick swinging.

  14. I wonder how many child molesters in Denmark are going to capitalize on this.

  15. I think it takes a pretty free thinking country to allow this show to be aired. Which is a good thing!!!

  16. Denmark is now my favorite country.

  17. THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD

  18. Netflix: Hey John Dillermand! Just Come to Netflix, Rick of Big Mouth wants to see you!
    DR (dannish public tv): Pardon Me?! Who’s Rick from Big Mouth on Netflix?
    Netflix: Rick is a Hormone Monster, you silly!

  19. Edil Christian

    This is ridiculous! Where is cancel culture when u need them?

  20. This is absolutely disgusting.

  21. Kinda on the fence about this. It’s funny but I can see how people are offended.

  22. @Jo Jo: they’re trying to normalize pedophilia. I can’t believe that we’re even having a discussion about whether or not this is okay just because it’s someone’s ‘culture’. It’s also a part of Afghani culture for little boys to dress like little girls and dance before audiences of old men and then later be sodomized. So. When you’re so pc that you’re on the fence about whether or not you think children’s show that’s about a man’s huge penis is acceptable, then I think it’s time for you to do some serious self reflection.

  23. That’s more than a bit disturbing!

  24. This is for kids right? Disgusting, and there is something wrong with ppl who let their children watch this.

  25. Stephanie Fischer

    This is fucking gross. Sick people trying to normalize pedophilia … this is not appropriate for children.

  26. Elin Key Kramme

    Love it, John is a star 🏆

  27. Anders Hellström

    Eww 😷 John is so gross 🤢 🤮

  28. I want to know where I can watch this. Its golden

  29. Just normalizing it so that children become desensitized. All part of the plan to normalize pedophelia

  30. theyre teaching our kids how to be perverts

  31. I wish my penis could do that

  32. Sarah Waterman

    This is perfect to watch with your friends while on the Mary Jane.

  33. @Grey Goose: Its not made with the purpose of teaching kids anything – its made to entertain kids in the target age group and that it does very well. Imagine you watched this as a kid when your penis was just something you used to urinate with. Would that have given you any wierd ideas ? If it does teach anything its to be responsible for your actions and do amends if you wrong someone.
    I think you need to give kids more credit for being able to understand whats real and whats just absurd humor.

    Remember that to the pure nothing is unclean.

  34. That show is sick

  35. The problem is that adult people are watching the show with adult eyes. For children it is just a man with a body part getting him into trouble. Kids don’t sexualize things. Seen from the perspective of a kid it is really funny

  36. ITS not for kids Ban this

  37. Run run, as fast as you can! You can’t get away from the Ding-a-ling man!

  38. Marcinho Souza

    Ridiculous! What kind of world environment are we leaving for our kids? I mean what about the future legacy?

  39. The show would be hilarious and appropriate… if it were for adults. No way kids should have this normalized – a guy whipping out his penis at any moment 😐

  40. AFMountaineer2000

    What the hell Denmark

  41. I hope slow mfs dont let they kids watch this weird shit 🤦🏾‍♂️any mf that think this harmless to children minds are straight cornballs

  42. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. How much more perverted can this world get?

  43. Everybody who laughed going to hell 😩😶😬

  44. IronScrotum274

    Even if this were a show for adults, it’s not a good premise. I didn’t laugh once during this clip. But the fact that this is a show intended for children is disgusting. I find it disgusting, anyway. Someone obviously thought it would be appropriate for children, which is why it’s a show, but if I had young kids I wouldn’t let them watch.

  45. Alexandra Shaw

    how is this a children’s cartoon? This world is going nuts.

  46. This John character would be off to prison in the US. Now little kids are going to be trying different “activities” with their John Dillermans.

  47. Nitzan Shepher

    It is very funny and cute

  48. call me crazy but i’m gettin a bad feeling about a grown man writing a show about normalizing a grown man swingin his double decker sized shmeat around in daily child-centric scenarios

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