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HOLLYWOOD — “Sin and sinner.” Netflix released the season 666 trailer for “Lucifer” and it looks absolutely devilish. If you’re unfamiliar with the series, God (Dennis Haysbert) jettisoned Lucifer (Tom Ellis) from heaven and expedited his ass to hell to rule for all eternity. But, after succumbing to ennui, Lucifer infiltrated earth through a parallel dimension. Now he walks among us. Unfortunately, Lucifer ain’t alone. He’s accompanied by a coterie of fallen angels who are just as formidable as he is. They even have the audacity to quote scriptures throughout the series. Lucifer enjoys copulation with the hottest chicks on the planet, sometimes 2 or 3 simultaneously. He even bangs his psychologist.
Hell, Lucifer’s top succubus (Mazikeen) could be “America’s Next Top Model.” She’s that prepossessing. Lucifer is also cool as f*ck. Perhaps too cool. If you solicit a Ménage á trois, he’ll simply snap his fingers and a pair of beddable popsies will appear out of thin air. Remember, Lucifer tried to bribe Jesus. So, as humans, we don’t stand a chance.
Ok, I know what you’re thinking.
Why does Lucifer need a head doctor?
Well, it’s because the DC Comics star has to vent.
During one of his counseling sessions, Lucifer told Dr. Linda Martin he’s sick and tired of us making him culpable for our transgressions. It’s his assertion every time something nefarious transpires, we blame him and he has nothing to do with it. Interminable finger-pointing drives Lucifer absolutely crazy. That said, the self-proclaimed “Angel of Light” is hardly innocent.
Lucifer works alongside a sexy homicide detective (Chloe Decker) to help her solve cases. Once he effectuates an arrest, Lucifer tries to persuade the criminal to proffer his or her soul. Again, the devil doesn’t make us sin. He merely capitalizes off of it. Nobody put a gun to Bill Gates’ cranium to make him a Satanist. When judgment day arrives, God will evaluate our individual deportment and it’ll have nothin’ to do with the devil. If you end up in hell, it’s 100% your fault.
Again, Lucifer wasn’t the only one ejected from heaven.
Cain was kicked out for murdering his brother Abel.
Cain’s mother, Eve, was evicted for cheating on her husband Adam with Lucifer who she calls her “first love.”
“Lucifer” is available on Netflix.
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