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Kamala is thinking divorce, blames husband for losing

Kamala ready to dump Doug/Benny Johnson

Kamala is thinkin’ divorce. 

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WASHINGTON — Conjugal turmoil in Democrat Land? Scuttlebutt has it Barack & Michael Obama are separated. Now we’ve learned Kamala Harris is contemplating a divorce in the aftermath of gettin’ her ass kicked by Donald Trump in the presidential election. An insider told the Daily Mail now that Trump has taken oath as Commander in Chief, a pissed-off Kamala is blaming her white husband — Doug Emhoff — for the defeat. She’s also thinking about running for Governor of California in 2026 and she sees Doug as a liability. In case you didn’t know, Doug cheated on his first wife by f*cking the babysitter and making her gravid. Then he beat his ex-girlfriend’s ass, à la Ike Turner, after he caught her flirting with another n*gga at a party. “He comes up, turns me around by my right shoulder. I’m completely caught off guard,” the woman recounted.

“I’m not bracing, I’m in four-inch heels, wearing a full-length gown and it’s between 2-3 a.m. He slaps me so hard I spin around, and I’m in utter shock.”

DAYUUUMMM!!!

Makes you wonder if Doug kicked Kamala’s ass too.

Nevertheless…

Kamala brushed the allegations aside, hoping they wouldn’t impact the election.

But, turns out, they may have cost her a few votes.

“Doug did Kamala no favors during the election,” the insider said. “Frankly, he looked like a hypocritical asshole after the bombshells that he had got his child’s nanny pregnant while married to his first wife and assaulted his ex-girlfriend on the heels of his ‘I Am Woman’ crusade.” Again, Kamala is considering running for Governor or she may run for president again in 2028.

But, to win, she may have to “undergo a complete image overhaul to resuscitate her foundering political career” and that would entail kicking Doug to the curb and finding another simp.

“It’s not like she hasn’t had men help further her political career before,” the insider said, referring to Kamala’s dalliance with quondam San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown.

That’s how she earned the moniker Heels Up Harris.

Social media reaction was wild.

One commenter wrote, “Maybe she’ll marry within her race next time, even though nobody knows what that is!”

Another person added, “She’s probably sick and tired of Doug slapping her around.”

What say you?

Should Kamala dump Doug for political reasons?

Did he cost her the election?

Share your thoughts.

This Post Has 28 Comments

  1. Im a somewhat sexist (according to the wokesters)alpha male. Slap a woman around me and it will end badly for you. I open doors for women, call women maam etc. Im just old school.

  2. A blind man could see that coming a mile away. There was no love here. It was an arranged marriage of convenience concocted by some woke political consultants a few years back.

  3. Harris’s husband certainly didn’t help Hyena Harris but it wasn’t mainly his fault that was her own fault.
    She did a great job of failing.

  4. After this, the only Dougs I ever want to hear about are the 1990s Nickelodeon animated series, and Megyn Kelly’s husband.

  5. If she gets remarried it won’t help her win the election, GOD knows she’s too corrupt to lead the people.

    She will lead people to a path of destruction.

  6. When spoiled and entitled Democrat brats don’t get their way, the fall apart (get crazier and crazier).

  7. KAMALA HARRIS BUY SOME KNEE PADS AND GO BACK TO WILLY BROWN. THE CALIFORNIA ZOO IS HIRING CLOWNS TO BE LAUGHING HEYNAS , THEY ALSO GIVE FREE RUM AND COKE EVERY DAY.KAMALA YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE , THESE IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY ,YOU WILL BE IN PARADISE.

  8. Typical liberal bitch. No accountability, it’s always someone else’s fault.

  9. Had she won, it would have been HER achievements and efforts. Now that she lost, its HIS fault. Her husband’s history has ruined her future and not her good for nothing woke agendas and economic and legislative policies. The only dead beat here is her !!

  10. I CANT IMAGINE ANYBODY BEING MARRIED TO THAT DING BAT. SHE LOST BECAUSE SHE WAS A D.E.I. JOE BIDEN APOINTEE WHO AS BORDER CZAR ALLOWED OUR NATION TO BE INVADED BY HER INCOMPITINCE. SHE HAD NO POLICY EXCEPT TO MURDER THE UNBORN AND SHE HAD THAT ANNOYING CACKLE! RUN FOR THE HILLS DOUG!!!

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