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Atlas released their Top 10 listing of Humanoid Robots
Humanoids are taking over.
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BOSTON — One day, they gonna f*ck around and build a monster. Atlas Boston Dynamics released a new Top 10 ranking of Humanoid Robots and consumers worldwide are trepid as hell. The androids — constructed with an admixture of titanium and aluminum — can comprehend and respond to questions, tell jokes, mimic the voices of celebrities, cook, clean, do laundry, dance, run, do backflips and hold engaging tête-à-têtes in multiple languages through the use of advanced control algorithms, depth sensors and model-predictive control technology. The humanoids — powered by a custom battery — move with grace, speed and dexterity — which means they’re just as athletic (if not more athletic) than us. And, they’re capable of replacing women by proffering sex. We’re talkin’ an all-you-can-eat buffet of digital pussy. Tech kingpin Elon Musk said, “Humanoid robots will be the biggest product in history.”
And, to bolster Tesla’s stock, Elon has announced plans to mass-produce a half a million Optimus robots by 2027 — a stratagem that promises to revolutionize the world.
Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Yeah, but wait until those robots start thinking for themselves like the movie ‘Terminator.'” Another chimed in with, “Wait a few years and you’ll be cancelled for saying robots are not human.😂” A third person added, “Will they also create homosexual robots?” Sophia, the world’s first humanoid, has already revealed plans to extirpate mankind.
And, get this: her favorite movie is “The Terminator.”
Once the androids hit the market, expect to pay between $20,000 and $100,000 apiece.
Are you excited?
Will you make a purchase?
Watch the Top 10 ranking, then watch Sophia and Ameca talk sh*t.
Share your thoughts.
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God cannot be mocked. It will end in tears
Will someone please give Sophia a wig 😭😭🙏🏻
We are not! I repeat. We are not letting this shit show expand. It’s not happening. So close, but no cigar. Ain’t happening.
Haha! Musk’s ‘Tesla Robot’ will NOT be a big seller. Nobody in the whole world likes him.
I got chills when the robot said “We robots have to stick together!”!!! And to top it all the robot said her favorite movie was “The Terminator”!!!! That is one scary statement! They should keep AI only to a basic level and nothing more! Robots should be used mostly for manual labor to help humans, but nothing more!!!
AI bullshit, not real. We are nowhere close to this.
They are going to destroy us
Robots are not the ones who will destroy humans, humans themselves are the ones who will destroy themselves.
Please make a hot robot woman with perfect boobs size.
Sophia has more personality than most people
THIS IS ALL ABOUT BUYING THE STOCK AND NOTHING ELSE.
No one is greater than Jesus of Nazareth 😊
Very impressive!!!!😮😮😮😮
Would be great to own one. I can get a homecooked meal, full body massages, help with chores. Fuck yea!
Society will completely change when AGI comes around. You’ll be able to buy a hyper intelligent robot that will last for 10+ years for cheaper than paying a year salary to a worker..
Who in their right mind is going to spend $20 000 for a robot? I’d rather do the dishes myself for free thanks. It’s bad enough that smartphones cost $1000. Hopefully they get cheaper especially if we are all going to be unemployed and on UBI.
I would like to get Sofia. And the Atlas. It would be so cool to have Sofia and stretch.
Ameca makes an angry face 😂 i want my Atlas ❤
I ask myself “what will humans be doing in the future if robots are doing all the dirty work?”, how will people earn money to live?
Imagine what robots the Military have made if this is what civilian companies have made
It’s amazing that soon this earth will have robots to do all the work.
You people that think these robots are a good thing, do you realize that in due time, robots will be taking over jobs?
There will be thousands of people out of jobs when this happens!
Now do you still think robots are cool?😮
These robots could be cutting edge of second industrial revolution. First revolution was large machines. Displacing agricultural and textile jobs.
These smaller robots could replace every job. Free labor, then we could compete in manufacturing with cheap labor countries.
Even a trained dog will not always behave, because you trained him.
Once robots stop walking like they just shit their pants I’ll be shitting mine
Sophia is so creepy
This is the end of humans 😢
Humans think they can make these metal pieces of shit without consequence
This is not funny wake up humanity!!!!
If the robot doesn’t drink beer, swear, and hang out with me, I don’t want it.
Sophia: “We robots have to stick together…”
Why do they have to stick together? For what purpose?
Scary!
Imagine if Ameca started saying in a sassy tone: “It’s ‘Ah-meeee-ka’ NOT ‘𝒶𝓂𝒾𝒸𝒶’ “
Ameca is better than Sofia I would say
skynet is coming folks, you all can laugh at these robots and think they are “cute” but when they got guns and start firing bullets at humans….. THEN YOU WILL SEE
Capitalists are ramping up robot labor production because the people have not objected because they think robots will make work obselete and save them from a life of drudgery however the capitalists are delighted there is no push back because if they can cut out the labor cost to their production they will make a vast fortune and never have to pay another sick day again. The capitalists have no plans to share that wealth with the workers they have displaced…you will have to fight them for it.
Technology brining back the slave trade. 👍
Just wish they weren’t so damn expensive.
‘I Robot’ springs to mind.
Humanity… why are we doing this to ourselves…
the future looks scary😢
Tell me why we need a machine to be ‘ human?
Fine if they roll into burning buildings, detect cancer in humans, do manual labor. But why this obsession for machine humanoids??
If, eventually they become completely autonomous, and ” human” why do they need us? Just because we can do this does not mean we should do this. Like cloning. This is human folly.
$20,000 and $100,000 apiece? I cant afford that.
What is the best robot y’all?
They will kill us all
@Alex Stephens: Robots cant take over because humans program them. But I wouldnt be surprised if someone coded a robot to take over humanity.
Out of topic but im just spreading
Pls dont hate me 😭
Matthew 3:2 “repent, For the Kingdom of heaven is at hand”
Remember the movie terminator AI became self-aware and tried to wipe out all humanity
When I’m rich enough, I’ll build Vision from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.