Never Satisfied: Housewife cheats on dickless husband

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MEMPHIS — “🎵She’s a very kinky girl. The kind you don’t take home to mother.🎵” Fellas, when you get a chance, watch Robert Parker’s 2023 low-budget drama “Never Satisfied” on Tubi starring Shakerian Ward, Kerri Perry and Joshua Farmer. The flick portrays exactly what NOT TO DO as a simping husband. The précis is Dr. Seuss simple. Monica (played by Shakerian) is unhappy in her marriage to Richard (played by Kerri) because he can’t last two minutes in bed. As soon as he inserts his phallus into her vulva, the pussy is so good, he cums within seconds — leaving Monica sexually deprived without an orgasm. But she decides to stay in the marriage because Richard is a wuss who expends his entire paycheck on her. If you look up the word “simp” in the dictionary, Richard’s countenance would be adjacent. He leaves Monica stacks of mazuma 💰 on the bed every morning with a corny-ass “I love you” note. Richard is a straight-up buster. “I buy you whatever you want,” he told Monica during the opening sequence. “I do everything for you. And it’s still not enough.”

Monica — a nymphomaniac — felt she had no choice but to commit adultery. “I need a nigga to f*ck me good,” she told Stacey, her BFF. “I got Richard, he gonna take care of me and spoil me. But, sh*t, I need somebody with some good sex and I need me a roughneck [who can] beat up this pussy.” The ensuing Friday night, with Stacey as her wingwoman, Monica patronized a nightclub where she ends up meeting a Pookie named Derek (played by Joshua). And, it didn’t take long for him to clap her voluptuous cheeks.

On their first date, Derek f*cked Monica in the backseat of her SUV because he couldn’t afford the Holiday Inn.

Man, she rode his wiener like it was a horse 🐴.

Only thing missing was a saddle.

The windows were all foggy and sh*t.

Monica finally busted a nut.

“F*ck me!” she told Derek as he pounded her vagina with his 8-inch penis.

Oooh, give it to me.”

When Monica returned home around 2 a.m., she ran straight to the bathroom to wash off the sex.

Richard noticed and blew a gasket.

“Where the hell you been all night long?” the cuckhold screamed.

“I been out with Stacey. Damn, why are you yelling?” Monica replied.

“Because it’s two o’clock in the goddamn morning. That’s why I’m yelling!” Richard countered.

The next night, Derek almost f*cked Monica in a restaurant while Richard was sedentary in the dining area waiting for their entrées.

Yep, she pretended to use the “little girl’s room,” met Derek in the hallway, and they proceeded to canoodle with Richard seated 30 feet away.

Damn, that’s foul.

A few days later, Derek f*cked Monica on a kitchen counter after manducating her vulva.

They made a damn fool outta Richard.

Look, I don’t want to give away too much of the story.

But, towards the film’s cessation, somebody grabbed a gun and went on a killing spree.

To find out who, watch the movie.

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