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Pop The Balloon 🎈 2Kold: Granny slams entire lineup
Granny went off.
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NAPTOWN — Turns out, Kevin Samuels was right. The American Dating Crisis hit fever pitch the other day when a cantankerous old woman went scorched earth 🌎 on 2Kold’s “Pop The Balloon 🎈 Or Find Love” dating show. All hell broke loose when the fellas popped their balloon because granny wasn’t prepossessing, prompting her to excoriate the entire lineup. The first contestant said, “You’re cool, but you’re not my type,” to which granny, 58, replied, “And you’re not mine. Your head is shaped f*cked up!” After homeboy called her “old as f*ck” and said her “body is f*cked up,” granny unloaded another round. “You losing your hair at the top,” she cracked. “I look younger than your mothaf*ckin’ ass!” The next bachelor she encountered donned a kangol and shades🕶, a style originated by rappers in the 90s. Granny, however, wasn’t impressed. She lambasted his nostalgic taste in hip-hop fashion. “LL Cool J, blind as f*ck, lips dry, little as hell, dressing young, you look like a fool,” she vented.
You a mess. The hat is a mess. You look like you’re 64.”
The last dude granny had a beef with called her “combative.” She retaliated by poking fun at his mouth. “Your lips are white,” granny quipped. “They dry. You need some water.” After the geezer said she’ll be thinking about him “12 hours from now,” granny retorted: “No the f*ck I won’t!” Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “She talkin’ crazy, built like the cafeteria lady.😂”
Another chimed in with:
He said her body is f*cked up, then said you ain’t sh*t. That’s not how you speak to your elders🤣.”
A third person added, “Granny got some deep-rooted pain. Somebody really hurt her.”
Then, after Madea walked off the set, a 49-year-old lady went off on the lineup.
She appeared to be a crackhead because she couldn’t stop moving her lips💋.
“You dumb as hell!” the junkie told one of the bachelors.
“Dumbass, bummy-ass nigga!”
Were the old ladies outta pocket?
Should they receive a lifetime ban from future dating shows?
Watch both grannies go scorched earth🔥🔥🔥.
Share your thoughts.
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She need to sit her old ass down
They mad cuz they old n ugly
She had the nerve to talk about somebody. She came to troll while looking like a troll 🤦🏿♂️
Auntie look like an uncle
The fact that she thinks she have a choice, the way she look😂😂😂
I think she has a chemical imbalance
dam granny aint got no sex appeal at all
She defines A TRAIN WRECK and tryna embarass people..ma’am PLEASE 🛑 stop…get some help😅😅😅
Welp, we see why she’s single Lol
She fried. Aint nobody tryin to smash that.
He said “At the end of the day you aint shit” 😂
Dam thats cold
Granny way too ugly to be dishing out all that criticism. She aint looking for love. She’s looking to trash men as payback for all the hurt she endured.
What in the living hell am I watching
You boss bitch baddies out there……look at your future lol
2Kold’s show is the most ghetto of all the balloon shows but Im entertained
Black women young and old have lost they muthafukkin mind
They both need to go home take they cholesterol medicine and chill
You know times are bad when old bitches are talkin shit
The first woman is definitely not equipped to be a para-professional. I’m speaking as a mother of a special needs individual. Her employer needs to be aware of this unhinged behavior.
Grannies on some shit
Auntie didnt give two fuks
She roasted everybody
They single for a reason. In the words of the great Kevin Samuels “you’re gonna die alone”…
her lips are in a 100 mile run 😂
Granny is an educator??? What school she teach at???
What’s wrong with Aunt Esther?
“And yo head is shaped fucked up!” 😁😆😂
that neck chain that granny wearing is holding on for dear life 😁😆😅
give me hell granny lol
They brought granny out the nursing home to insult these men who deserve much better. Shame on 2Kold.
old bitches need love too
granny wuznt bullshittin
She came out 58, acting and behaving like she’s 28. Way too old to be behaving so disgustingly.
Clearly she’s very INSECURE! To come on and try to intimidate men is diabolical. ✌🏾
Modern women in the future
She is Queen Of The Damned..😡
this is the wildest shit I seen in a long time
Grandma was talking sh!t🤣🤣🤣
two old ladies trying to get laid
Granny made a fucking fool of herself.
Single ladies!!! Beware, this is your future if you aren’t careful 😅😅😅
Aaron the Plumber if he was a old lady LMAO
Been a while since I laughed this hard