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Caitlyn Jenner pursuing office. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Political savviness be damned, reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner (né Bruce Jenner) is running for governor of California! The transgender activist tweeted the news Friday morning. “I’m in! California is worth fighting for,” the he-she wrote. Caitlyn, a Republican, has already assembled a retinue that includes Tony Fabrizio and ...

Humpty Hump found deceased. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — “Alright, stop whatcha doin’ cause I’m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to.” First DMX. Then Black Rob. Now Humpty Hump. Rappers from the ’90s are droppin’ like flies. Shock G, the alter ego of Humpty Hump, has migrated to that big recording studio in ...

Uber driver was bitten by nurse. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Michele Stilwell, a 55-year-old nurse, was thrown in the slammer after she choked her Uber driver before masticating the scruff of his neck. Yuck! That’s gross! The zombie attack transpired around 5 p.m. on April 17th in Tampa, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Weezy & Denise happily married. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Sorry ladies. Lil Wayne is no longer on the market. That’s because the 38-year-old rapper said “I do” to his plus-size Latina on Tuesday, April 20th. Yessir, Lil Wayne (né Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.) and Denise Bidot got hitched during a diminutive ceremony in Los Angeles. The “Lollipop” ...

Dr. Matt Hepburn reveals microchip. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Bill Gates and Co. are at it again. Welp, got some good news and bad news. The good news is the coronavirus vaccine is more than likely NOT the “Mark of the Beast (666)” as biblically described in the Book of Revelation. The bad news is the government’s COVID-19 ...

White cop kills black teenager. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBUS — Law enforcement officials in Columbus, Ohio are catching hell after a White police officer smoked a 16-year-old Black girl during a catfight. The sanguinary ordeal transpired prior to Tuesday’s announcement of Derek Chauvin’s guilty verdict. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows foster child Ma’Khia ...

Derek Chauvin found “guilty.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Say his name. It took a measly 10 hours of deliberation, but the jury got it right. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty Tuesday afternoon on all three counts in the asphyxiation of George Floyd. Now he’s lookin’ at a million years behind bars. Judge Peter Cahill ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Referee beaten during contest. Blog King, Mass Appeal WESTFIELD — Law enforcement officials in Westfield, Indiana are investigating after a Black father body slammed a White referee at a girl’s basketball game. The bout of fisticuffs transpired last weekend during an AAU tournament contest between Baylor Basketball and Indiana Elite inside Pacers Athletic Center. It was also captured on video. ...

Chicago officer shoots little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Authorities in Chicago are under fire after a White police officer shot and killed an unarmed, Hispanic, 13-year-old boy. The sanguinary ordeal transpired during a foot pursuit around 2:30 a.m. on March 29th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows the officer chasing Adam Toledo ...