Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Joel & Anne welcome a baby

Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

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Breonna Taylor Case: One officer lands endangerment charge, igniting protests

Breonna Taylor served injustice.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOUISVILLE — Brett Hankison, one of three police officers entangled in the killing of Breonna Taylor, was indicted by a Louisville Grand Jury on Wednesday amid three counts of first-degree wanton endangerment. In other words, Hankison wasn’t charged with Breonna’s murder. Instead, he was arrested for shooting into her apartment despite the ...

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Mermaid Video: Black woman records a swimming mermaid at Percy Priest Lake

Black girl sees a f*ckin’ mermaid.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — A black chick in Nashville, Tennessee set the Internet ablaze the other day after she claimed to have descried a “f*ckin” mermaid in the reservoir. The controversial sighting transpired at Percy Priest Lake. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the alleged sea creature swimming ...

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Attorney General William Barr compares coronavirus lockdown orders to ‘slavery’

Attorney General attacks governors.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Attorney General William Barr ruffled some feathers on Wednesday when he drew parallels between coronavirus lockdown measures and slavery. The corpulent barrister called the national stay-at-home order the “greatest intrusion on civil liberties [in U.S. history] other than slavery.” Barr, 70, voiced the juxtaposition while speaking at a ‘Constitution Day’ ...

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Cardi B & Offset are getting a divorce, irreconcilable differences is the reason

Cardi B & Offset gettin’ a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — You can stick a fork in Cardi B’s marriage because it’s done. The 27-year-old rapper-turned-politician and her husband Offset are callin’ it quits after three years of holy matrimony. Cardi filed dissolution documents in Georgia on Tuesday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking the court for primary physical ...

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Robo-C Video: Russia unveils ‘Promobot,’ automaton will replace humans at work

Promobots are a dangerous threat. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW — “Sarah Connor… I’ll be back.” Uh-oh! Them Eastern Europeans are at it again. Tech-nerds in Russia recently unveiled the world’s first autonomous Promobot android called “Robo-C” and the automaton is expected to replace humans in the workplace in the near future. The humanoid can be manufactured to resemble any ...

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