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Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

Breonna Taylor served injustice.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOUISVILLE — Brett Hankison, one of three police officers entangled in the killing of Breonna Taylor, was indicted by a Louisville Grand Jury on Wednesday amid three counts of first-degree wanton endangerment. In other words, Hankison wasn’t charged with Breonna’s murder. Instead, he was arrested for shooting into her apartment despite the ...

Jordan started NASCAR team.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — Michael “Air” Jordan is the lone African American principal owner in the NBA and he just became a black proprietor in NASCAR too. That’s because the 57-year-old businessman teamed up with racing legend Denny Hamlin to start his own team and, get this: Bubba Wallace will be his first driver. ...

Black girl sees a f*ckin’ mermaid.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — A black chick in Nashville, Tennessee set the Internet ablaze the other day after she claimed to have descried a “f*ckin” mermaid in the reservoir. The controversial sighting transpired at Percy Priest Lake. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the alleged sea creature swimming ...

Jesus wannabe finally arrested.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SIBERIA — It took awhile. But they got him. Russian cult leader Sergei Torop had his perfidious ass thrown in jail after he extorted mazuma from his disciples while impersonating Jesus Christ. The mendacious felony spanned four decades in the Krasnoyarsk region of Siberia. Two of his acolytes — Vadim Redkin and ...

Attorney General attacks governors.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Attorney General William Barr ruffled some feathers on Wednesday when he drew parallels between coronavirus lockdown measures and slavery. The corpulent barrister called the national stay-at-home order the “greatest intrusion on civil liberties [in U.S. history] other than slavery.” Barr, 70, voiced the juxtaposition while speaking at a ‘Constitution Day’ ...

Cardi B & Offset gettin’ a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — You can stick a fork in Cardi B’s marriage because it’s done. The 27-year-old rapper-turned-politician and her husband Offset are callin’ it quits after three years of holy matrimony. Cardi filed dissolution documents in Georgia on Tuesday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking the court for primary physical ...

Promobots are a dangerous threat. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW — “Sarah Connor… I’ll be back.” Uh-oh! Them Eastern Europeans are at it again. Tech-nerds in Russia recently unveiled the world’s first autonomous Promobot android called “Robo-C” and the automaton is expected to replace humans in the workplace in the near future. The humanoid can be manufactured to resemble any ...

Candace call outs opulent celebrities.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Conservative activist Candace Owens put LeBron James on blast Sunday morning during an appearance on the Fox News program “Life, Liberty & Levin.” Candace said LeBron — who constantly complains about having it “tough” as a black man in America — “lives in a one hundred million dollar ...

Utah protesters fight for freedom. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. GEORGE — There’s a big “anti-mask” protest going on in St. George, Utah and it’s been going on for several weeks. Hundreds of pissed-off conservatives known as the “Liberty Action Coalition” are in the streets clamoring a return to normalcy; even if not wearing a mask leads to contracting the ...