Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Blog King’s Court: Chiefs player is jailed, Psychotic gunmen go on a killing spree

Chiefs player jailed, Gunmen go Rambo. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “All rise… the honorable Blog King is presiding. Sadly, we’ve experienced a plethora of criminal activity within the recent past. So, we ask that you remain mute as he dissertates the aforementioned villainy. Failure to comply could result in a lengthy detainment behind bars. Any questions? Anybody ...

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66 Code violations figure to doom Kelly, illegally built saunas & liquor bars found

Police raid Kelly’s studio in Chicago. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a woman’s fed up…” A few days ago, Chicago police raided R. Kelly’s recording studio after receiving a distress call claiming he held two chicks captive. Officers didn’t find any detained damsels but they noticed a mind-boggling 66 code violations specific to illegally constructed saunas and liquor ...

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Male nurse is arrested and jailed after impregnating debilitated female patient

Male nurse rapes comatose woman. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — In a vituperative development, Nathan Sutherland — a 36-year-old male nurse — is putrefying behind bars after the caitiff bastard impregnated an incapacitated patient at the Hacienda HealthCare facility in Phoenix, Arizona. Nate, who’s Haitian, was arrested and thrown into the Maricopa County jail on Wednesday. According to reports, Nate ...

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Ex-President George W. Bush goes cheap, delivers pizza to Secret Service detail

President Bush delivered pizza. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — First, President Donald Trump treated Clemson’s football players to a buffet of McDonald’s hamburgers to celebrate their national championship. Now we’ve learned former President George W. Bush delivered pizza to Secret Service detail as parsimonious consolation for not getting paid. Sh*t, everybody knows Republicans are flagrantly conservative. But, damn. Processed ...

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‘Young Money’ star Lil Wayne purchases extravagant Miami crib for $17 million

Lil Wayne buys lavish mansion. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Donald Trump’s government shutdown has rendered no penurious affect on Lil Wayne’s wallet. That became crystal clear the past few days when the prodigal rapper purchased a waterfront mansion in Miami Beach for… $17 million. Weezy’s new crib, which contains 106,320 square feet and 7 bedrooms, is located at ...

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Mr. Trump goes cheap, orders McDonald’s hamburgers, fries for the Clemson Tigers

Trump goes cheap, orders McDonald’s. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Everybody knows Republicans are flagrantly conservative. But, damn. Processed meat? On Monday, the national champion Clemson Tigers visited the White House to celebrate their football title. Instead of remunerating a chef or hiring a 5-star bistro cater a nice, gourmet meal, President Trump served players and coaches McDonald’s hamburgers. Images ...

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