Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Eddie Murphy & model Paige Butcher are happily engaged, expecting Baby No. 2

Eddie Murphy is getting married. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Coming to… another wedding? Veteran thespian Eddie Murphy is gettin’ hitched for the second time. The 57-year-old humorist popped the question to gravid girlfriend Paige Butcher on Friday and she said “yes.” The marriage proposal couldn’t have come at a more opportune time given the fact Paige is ...

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Night School: Tryin’ to get your GED?

Kevin ‘n’ Tiffany study late night. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “You tryin’ to get your GED?” Malcolm D. Lee’s “Night School” has finally materialized at a theater near you and it would certainly be sapient to pack an extra pair of skivvies just in case you wet your pants. Diminutive comic Kevin Hart, 39, and Emmy winner Tiffany ...

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Racist killer stabs elderly negro to death, believes blacks should be exterminated

Racist stabber loathes blacks. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — James Jackson, the 30-year-old White supremacist with an urban moniker, is putrefying behind bars after he rendered police a videotaped confession that shows him gloating about killing 66-year-old Timothy Caughman because, get this: he’s sick of black men dating white women. Also, if purveyed the fortuity, James plans to ...

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Tiger Woods is back: Iconic golfer secures elusive victory at East Lake Golf Course

Tiger Woods is dominant again.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA, Ga — He’s back. Renowned Cablinasian Tiger Woods has put himself back on the map and rabid sports fans (and television networks) couldn’t be happier. If you missed out, Sunday’s thingamajig was an object of beauty. Simply put… as Tiger approached the 18th green at Atlanta’s East Lake Golf Course, my ...

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Transgender warehouse worker goes off, extirpates three then shoots herself dead

Transgender chick murdered workers. Blog King, Mass Appeal BALTIMORE — Snochia Moseley was a dissatisfied transgender temp worker at a Rite Aid Distribution Center near Baltimore, Maryland. Amid reports she wrangled with rival co-workers, Snochia vacated the warehouse Thursday morning, came back with a 9mm glock pistol, then opened fire — extirpating a trio of innocent employees before blowing her ...

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Stormy Daniels slams President Donald Trump’s lovemaking skills in new book

Stormy laments Trump encounter.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Seems everybody’s transcribing a memoir nowadays and Stormy Daniels is certainly no exception. However, in her new publication titled “Full Disclosure,” the 39-year-old adult film star lambasted President Donald Trump, saying spreading her legs for the adulterous minuteman resulted in “the least impressive sex” she’s ever had. Stormy, in case ...

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