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Nice guy tired of finishing last. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because…
Nice guy tired of finishing last. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because…
Pee-wee Herman dead at 70. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "I know you are, but what am I?" Paul Reubens, the '80s actor who amused children as Pee-wee…
Crawford destroyed Spence Jr. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "You got knocked the f*ck out!" Terence "Bud" Crawford annihilated Errol Spence Jr. in a lopsided affair, scoring a…
Kierra Coles still missing. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Leah Gordone released the cold case documentary of gravid postal worker Kierra…
Biden said Democrats ended cancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you have cancer, yours truly has great news! President Joe Biden raised eyebrows the other day when he…
Bronny suffered cardiac arrest. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Bronny James, the eldest son of NBA superstar LeBron James, scared the hell outta everybody when he collapsed on…
Ex-cop kills pregnant fiancée. Blog King, Mass Appeal MERIDIAN, Miss. -- When "protect and serve" goes terribly wrong. Quondam police officer Dante Bender was thrown in the slammer after he…
Jamie's Sci-Fi film an instant classic! Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Nancy Drew, eat your heart out! Last night, yours truly descried Jamie Foxx's Netlix film "They Cloned Tyrone"…
Jamie looks like a clone. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- He's back... sort of. Jamie Foxx addressed fans Friday night for the first time since suffering a stroke back…
Cosmetologist brutally murdered. Blog King, Mass Appeal SACRAMENTO -- Damn, western popsies are droppin' like flies. Viral Crimes released the murder documentary of 23-year-old Chanell Brown who was shot execution-style…