Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Adam Carolla called panicky Americans “p*ssies” for fearing novel coronavirus

Adam Carolla catching hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Adam Carolla, former host of the “Man Show” and “Loveline,” is submerged in boiling hot water after the comedian called panicky Americans a bunch of vaginas for harboring trepidation of the coronavirus. He also singled out sick and elderly valetudinarians as lone casualties of COVID-19. Adam, 56, vented his ...

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Jessica Krug, a white professor at GWU, “pretended” to be black her entire life

White professor shares revelation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Jessica Krug, a white professor at George Washington University, is catching hell for pretending to be black her entire adult life. No bullsh*t. Even family members didn’t have a clue. Now they’re ashamed. Jessica, a native of Kansas City, taught African and Latin American Studies. The Rachel Dolezal wannabe ...

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Patrick Mahomes ‘proposed’ to Brittany Matthews after getting Super Bowl ring

Patrick Mahomes getting ‘hitched.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!” Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs received their Super Bowl rings on Tuesday during a socially distanced ceremony inside a desolate Arrowhead Stadium. But it wasn’t the only exorbitant jewelry handed out. That’s because Mahomes proposed ...

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Flyin’ Automobile Video: Japan released ‘breakthrough’ footage of its flying car

Japan’s flying car closer to release. Blog King, Mass Appeal JAPAN — Remember the animated ’60s sitcom “The Jetsons?” Well, their traffic modus operandi is close to being realized in the new millennium. That’s because Japan’s SkyDrive Inc. shared a video on Friday that shows an aviator test-driving the company’s airborne automobile called “eVTOL” (Electric Vertical Takeoff and Landing). Raw ...

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Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll tells Caucasians & Whites to combat racism

Pete Carroll slams negligent whites.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Pete Carroll, head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, canceled practice on Saturday then went off on white folks during his news conference. Carroll’s diatribe had everything to do with racial inequality and oppression in the aftermath of the Jacob Blake shooting. The 68-year-old skipper spoke to the camera for ...

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Elon Musk unveiled plan to amalgamate “Neuralink” implant with human brains

Computer-Brain merger coming.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Elon Musk is f*cking with our heads (literally). The 49-year-old tech wizard just revealed alarming details about his esoteric neuroscience enterprise “Neuralink” and his modus operandi to amalgamate computers with human encephalons (à la Lana Wachowski’s 1999 film ‘The Matrix’). During a webcast demonstration on Friday, the SpaceX CEO unveiled ...

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‘Black Panther’ star Chadwick Boseman ‘deceased’ after battle with colon cancer

Black Panther deceased at 43.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Wakanda forever!” Chadwick Boseman, who portrayed King T’Challa in the blockbusting Marvel Comics movie “Black Panther,” died on Friday following a 4-year battle with colon cancer. He was 43. Chadwick’s family released the following statement: “It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the tragic passing of Chadwick ...

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