Female passenger sees backstroking mermaid
Black girl sees a f*ckin' mermaid. Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE -- A black chick in Nashville, Tennessee set the Internet ablaze the other day after she claimed to have…
Russia unveils Promobot capable of human triumph
Promobots are a dangerous threat. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW -- "Sarah Connor... I'll be back." Uh-oh! Them Eastern Europeans are at it again. Tech-nerds in Russia recently unveiled the…
Patrick Mahomes, Brittany Matthews getting hitched
Patrick Mahomes getting 'hitched.' Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- "If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!" Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs…
Elon Musk’s “Neuralink” compatible with brains
Computer-Brain merger coming. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Elon Musk is f*cking with our heads (literally). The 49-year-old tech wizard just revealed alarming details about his esoteric neuroscience…
Travis Kelce dumped by African American chick
Kelce is dumped following a fling. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce got caught with his hand in the cookie jar one too…
Tracy Morgan getting a divorce, wife wants half
Tracy Morgan is getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW JERSEY -- Self-quarantine strikes again! You can stick a fork in Tracy Morgan's marriage because it's done. The 51-year-old humorist…
Megan Thee Stallion shot during Tory Lanez quarrel
Megan got shot, surgery a success. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy…
Snoop Dogg begs spouse following Celina scandal
Snoop apologizes following 'affair.' Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Just weeks after Celina Powell (aka the Black Widow) told the world he f*cked her 'doggystyle,' Snoop Dogg apologized…
White cartoon cop shoots African American 20 times
Officer Choker murders negro. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Cartoonists at Cool Zone Entertainment are catching hell after disseminating a police brutality caricature that shows a pair of racist…
Landlord: Tyrann Mathieu released new docuseries
Honey Badger is paying the 'rent.' Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS -- Tyrann "Honey Badger" Mathieu is much more than an All-Pro defensive back for the Super Bowl champion…