COVID-19 makin’ everything ‘sick.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Look, there’s no point in sugarcoating the obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in trouble. We’re in deep trouble; mainly because too many nations have flipped the bird at our global economy amid trepidation of the novel coronavirus that’s probably no more pernicious than influenza (the flu) or AIDS. Thanks to ...

Michael Strahan seeking custody.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan is already entangled in an embittered child support battle with his second ex-wife, Jean Muggli Strahan. Now we can add custodial rights to the docket. The former NFL star filed court docs the other day seeking primary custody of their twin 15-year-old daughters, Sophia ...

Jazz Jennings is Harvard bound.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON — Jazz Jennings is finally going to Harvard! Nearly a year after garnering her acceptance letter, the transgender celeb has decided to enroll in classes pronto on the Cambridge, Massachusetts campus. The “I Am Jazz” star made the pronouncement last Wednesday via Instagram with a photo of herself standing in front ...

Public Enemy says “goodbye” to Flav.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — They used to “Fight the Power.” Now they’re belabouring each other. Flavor Flav is no longer a member of Public Enemy. That’s because the group has decided to ostracize his crusty black ass. Flav was jettisoned Sunday night after he issued a cease-and-desist missive to presidential candidate ...

Cop got fired for arresting a child.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to former police officer Dennis Turner who was fired after he arrested 6-year-old Kaia Rolle for throwing a paroxysm in class. The imbecilic ordeal took place last September at a charter school in Orlando, Florida. It was ...

Midget bully video being investigated. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTRALIA — Law enforcement officials in Brisbane, Australia are investigating after a video went viral that shows 9-year-old Quaden Bayles threatening to kill himself after getting bullied at school. Suicidal footage shows Quaden — a homunculus who suffers from Achondroplasia Dwarfism — wailing as his mother, Yarraka Bayles, narrates his predicament. ...

Ne-Yo & Crystal getting a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHERMAN OAKS — The “Champagne Life” is over. Ne-Yo is headed to divorce court. After 4 years of holy matrimony, the 40-year-old R&B vocalist and estranged wife Crystal Renay are calling it quits and, to compound matters, the cessation ain’t amicable. The former lovebirds unfollowed each other on social media ...

Trump celebrates Senate acquittal.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — They tried to run him out the White House and it didn’t work. Thanks to Wednesday’s Senate vote, President Donald Trump won’t be impeached. Instead, he’s been acquitted on both articles specific to power exploitation and obstruction of Congress; bringing a cessation to the third presidential trial in American history. ...

Octomom shares birthday picture.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LA HABRA, Cali — Remember Octomom? Do you recall her eight babies? Well, they’re growing up. Sh*t, time flies. The octuplets are now 11-years-old. Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, disseminated a birthday snapshot of her eight youngest whippersnappers (she has 14 children total) on Monday with the caption: “Happy birthday to my beautiful ...

Trump & Clinton deny affiliation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — In this episode of Showtime’s “Our Cartoon President,” Commander-in-Chief Donald Trump and quondam President Bill Clinton react to the sex infamy that engulfed Wall Street billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. In the flick, Trump and Clinton repudiate their alleged affiliation with Epstein’s villainy. “I have never been to Jeffrey Epstein’s home ...