Business & Education

Blog King Commentary: Will coronavirus instigate a Depression & the Antichrist?

COVID-19 makin’ everything ‘sick.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Look, there’s no point in sugarcoating the obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in trouble. We’re in deep trouble; mainly because too many nations have flipped the bird at our global economy amid trepidation of the novel coronavirus that’s probably no more pernicious than influenza (the flu) or AIDS. Thanks to ...

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NFL legend Michael Strahan says ex-wife “abusive,” seeking custody of twin girls

Michael Strahan seeking custody.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan is already entangled in an embittered child support battle with his second ex-wife, Jean Muggli Strahan. Now we can add custodial rights to the docket. The former NFL star filed court docs the other day seeking primary custody of their twin 15-year-old daughters, Sophia ...

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Transgender teen Jazz Jennings is ‘finally’ Harvard bound after weird, lengthy delay

Jazz Jennings is Harvard bound.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON — Jazz Jennings is finally going to Harvard! Nearly a year after garnering her acceptance letter, the transgender celeb has decided to enroll in classes pronto on the Cambridge, Massachusetts campus. The “I Am Jazz” star made the pronouncement last Wednesday via Instagram with a photo of herself standing in front ...

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Public Enemy fires Flavor Flav amid beef stemmin’ from Bernie Sanders campaign

Public Enemy says “goodbye” to Flav.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — They used to “Fight the Power.” Now they’re belabouring each other. Flavor Flav is no longer a member of Public Enemy. That’s because the group has decided to ostracize his crusty black ass. Flav was jettisoned Sunday night after he issued a cease-and-desist missive to presidential candidate ...

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Suicidal Bully Video: Lachrymose midget “threatens” suicide after getting bullied

Midget bully video being investigated. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTRALIA — Law enforcement officials in Brisbane, Australia are investigating after a video went viral that shows 9-year-old Quaden Bayles threatening to kill himself after getting bullied at school. Suicidal footage shows Quaden — a homunculus who suffers from Achondroplasia Dwarfism — wailing as his mother, Yarraka Bayles, narrates his predicament. ...

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President Donald Trump celebrated his impeachment “acquittal” with a video

Trump celebrates Senate acquittal.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — They tried to run him out the White House and it didn’t work. Thanks to Wednesday’s Senate vote, President Donald Trump won’t be impeached. Instead, he’s been acquitted on both articles specific to power exploitation and obstruction of Congress; bringing a cessation to the third presidential trial in American history. ...

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Octomom shares a birthday picture of “octuplets” who are now 11-years-old

Octomom shares birthday picture.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LA HABRA, Cali — Remember Octomom? Do you recall her eight babies? Well, they’re growing up. Sh*t, time flies. The octuplets are now 11-years-old. Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, disseminated a birthday snapshot of her eight youngest whippersnappers (she has 14 children total) on Monday with the caption: “Happy birthday to my beautiful ...

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Our Cartoon President: Trump & Clinton repudiate affiliation with Epstein crimes

Trump & Clinton deny affiliation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — In this episode of Showtime’s “Our Cartoon President,” Commander-in-Chief Donald Trump and quondam President Bill Clinton react to the sex infamy that engulfed Wall Street billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. In the flick, Trump and Clinton repudiate their alleged affiliation with Epstein’s villainy. “I have never been to Jeffrey Epstein’s home ...

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