Tag Archives: 2018

Night School: Tryin’ to get your GED?

Kevin ‘n’ Tiffany study late night. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “You tryin’ to get your GED?” Malcolm D. Lee’s “Night School” has finally materialized at a theater near you and it would certainly be sapient to pack an extra pair of skivvies just in case you wet your pants. Diminutive comic Kevin Hart, 39, and Emmy winner Tiffany ...

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Tiger Woods is back: Iconic golfer secures elusive victory at East Lake Golf Course

Tiger Woods is dominant again.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA, Ga — He’s back. Renowned Cablinasian Tiger Woods has put himself back on the map and rabid sports fans (and television networks) couldn’t be happier. If you missed out, Sunday’s thingamajig was an object of beauty. Simply put… as Tiger approached the 18th green at Atlanta’s East Lake Golf Course, my ...

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Transgender warehouse worker goes off, extirpates three then shoots herself dead

Transgender chick murdered workers. Blog King, Mass Appeal BALTIMORE — Snochia Moseley was a dissatisfied transgender temp worker at a Rite Aid Distribution Center near Baltimore, Maryland. Amid reports she wrangled with rival co-workers, Snochia vacated the warehouse Thursday morning, came back with a 9mm glock pistol, then opened fire — extirpating a trio of innocent employees before blowing her ...

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Stormy Daniels slams President Donald Trump’s lovemaking skills in new book

Stormy laments Trump encounter.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Seems everybody’s transcribing a memoir nowadays and Stormy Daniels is certainly no exception. However, in her new publication titled “Full Disclosure,” the 39-year-old adult film star lambasted President Donald Trump, saying spreading her legs for the adulterous minuteman resulted in “the least impressive sex” she’s ever had. Stormy, in case ...

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Deranged rebel threatens to kill President Donald Trump and sidekick Sarah Palin

Wildlife aficionado threatened Trump.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Shawn Richard Christy, the deranged 27-year-old who threatened to smoke President Donald Trump back in June, continues to elude U.S. Marshals as he remains on the loose. Something’s not right. FBI agents and members of Secret Service have chased this dude across 6 states and Canada, yet still can’t arrest ...

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2018 Emmys: Last O.G. goes racial

Tracy Morgan is rootin’ for blacks. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — On Monday night, restive funnyman Tracy Morgan showed his ass on national television by revealing his ethnological bias at the 2018 Emmy Awards. Only problem is nobody’s laughing. While bestowing the award for best supporting actress in a comedy series, the 49-year-old humorist told the Hollywood audience ...

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