Husband & Wife feed kids semen.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WALKER, La. — Dennis Perkins, 44, and his 35-year-old wife, Cynthia Perkins, had their squalid asses thrown behind bars after they allegedly served students a fresh batch of cupcakes saturated with jizz. They also orchestrated a child sex ring. The felonious ordeal transpired last year at Westside Junior High School ...

R. Kelly owes IRS delinquent taxes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — His bank account is telling him “no”. But the IRS is telling him “yes”. It’ll take more than a stimulus check to rectify R. Kelly’s pecuniary predicament. That’s because the 53-year-old vocalist owes the IRS a mind-blogging $1.8 million in back taxes. Kelly, who’s serving time for a ...

R. Kelly hit with huge indictment.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a jury’s fed up…” While walking his dog around 7 p.m. Thursday night, embattled singer R. Kelly was arrested again — this time on child pornography and other federal charges. The 52-year-old pedophile was taken into custody after a federal grand jury issued a 13-count indictment that ...

Deputy made mom rape her baby boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal IBERVILLE PARISH — President Trump, can we please bring back public hangings? What about community lapidation? Shadrick Jones, a 33-year-old deputy with the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office, is putrefying behind bars after the voyeuristic bastard coerced 26-year-old Iyehesa Todd to perform oral sex on her one-year-old son. And, get ...

Rapper Tech 9 found deceased. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — Philly emcee Tech 9 has migrated to that great, big nightclub on the other side. Amid much hearsay and scuttlebutt, the “Microwave Stopper” reportedly committed suicide early Monday morning. He was 33. ‘Queen Of The Ring’ owner Debo confirmed the perturbing news with the following tweet: “Unfortunately, this is ...

Jared from Subway seeking short stay. Mass Appeal Wire Reports INDIANAPOLIS — Disgraced Subway pitchman Jared Fogle is once again appealing his 15-year prison sentence for sticking his footlong (or six inch) into a ring of underage girls. Jared, once thin, is now fat, nasty, and out of shape. He’s currently serving time in a Colorado prison. Since being incarcerated, ...

Jared takes foot long ass whuppin. Mass Appeal Wire Reports LITTLETON, Co. — Convicted pedophile Jared Fogle, a former spokesperson for Subway, has been subjected to a prison yard ass whuppin’ by 60-year-old Steven Nigg — an armed robber — who harbors abhorrence for child molesters. At this rate, it may not be long before Jared ends up being somebody’s ...

Jared gets 15 years in federal prison. Mass Appeal Wire Reports INDIANAPOLIS — It’ll be a long time before Jared Fogle consumes another six-inch sandwich. That’s because, on Thursday, the former Subway spokesman received a sentence of more than 15 years in prison for trading in child pornography and having sex with a bunch of underage prostitutes. For the next ...