Olivia: How to make women love your nasty dirty drawls
Real men don't chase. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.🎵" Fellas, are you sick and tired of…
AIDs victim says Houston chicks infected with STDs
AIDS victim sends warning. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- They say everything's big in Texas... including STDs. A viral video shows an AIDs victim imploring horny mofos to stay…
Joy spread legs to advance
Fox Sports cleaning house. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "How the hell you get fired on your day off?" This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award🏆"…
Olivia says women demand ugly men to wear condoms
Ugly dudes must use condoms. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, does your woman coerce you into using condoms prior to copulation? Is she reluctant to tongue kiss, claiming…
Infographics: Hookers go through hell to get money
Prostitutes have it rough. Blog King, Mass Appeal MANHATTAN -- "🎵Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up? You's a fine motherf*cker, won't you back that ass up?🎵"…
Olivia reveals phrases that uncover a high body count
Virgins no longer exist. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the…
Joy criticizes masturbators, wants prostitution legalized
Joy Taylor slams incels. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.🎵" Fellas, do you find yourself jacking…
Olivia: Women will give up derrière when time is right
Women's wild side revealed. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the…
Shannon Sharpe sued for raping young white chick
Shannon Sharpe accused of rape. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- To Shannon Sharpe, "no" apparently means "yes." The NFL Hall of Famer is gettin' the Harvey Weinstein treatment…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…